What game quotes make you giggle every time you hear them?

[Not G. Ivingname]

Most jokes are only good the first time, and even the best can get old (the cake anybody?), but a few games still can make one giggle no matter how many time you hear it.

For example...

Spoiler: the Thor always makes me laugh

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Someone had to post it, so why not be the first.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Someone had to post it, so why not be the first.

I can not see anything from that game without imagining Marcus Fenix as Bender.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"I'll beat you....TO A PULP!!!"

Here ya go.

 

[Diet Chaos]

Hearing Mordin Solus sing always plasters a big, stupid smile on my face.

 

[The Geek Lord]

Any dialogue from Tales of Legendia. Second worst writing I've seen in games, the first, of course, being ILLBLEED.

 

[Pielikey]

TF2 has some funny ones.

But I think Just Cause 2 wins.

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

I literally laughed my pants off when I first saw this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63NBYpFeIw4

 

[Brain_Cleanser]

The exchange of "You use weird things!" "Here take this!" from Zone of Enders The Second Runner, delivered during a realtivly dramatic escape, in complete deadpan, the two lines sounding like they were recorded at diffrent times in the dubbing. It must be seen to be belived.

And "What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets" always gets me, for some reason.

 

[Jonathan Scott]

Richter: Die Monster. You do not belong in this world.

Dracula: It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was call upon by... humans, who wish to pay me tribute.

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!

Dracula: Perhaps the same can be said about all Religions.

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as yourself.

DraculaDracula finish his wine.) What is a man? (Dracula tosses his empty wine glass away. The wine glass shatters on the ground) A miserable pile of secrets. For enough talk, have at you. (Richter and Dracula do battle.)

 

[alittlepepper]

Saints Row 2.

The Boss (you): You sure about that?
Shaundi: I'd bet my life on it.
The Boss: Deal.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

What's this? No mention of Resident Evil?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

"you'd be touched if you did some time over here"-GTA 4 Packie McReary

 

[Lust]

Metal Gear Solid 2 had some of the best codec calls.............creepy when I first heard them....

 

[DSK-]

Mass Effect 1 and 2

Possible Spoilers-



For added emphasis

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Richter: Die Monster. You do not belong in this world.

Dracula: It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was call upon by... humans, who wish to pay me tribute.

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!

Dracula: Perhaps the same can be said about all Religions.

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as yourself.

DraculaDracula finish his wine.) What is a man? (Dracula tosses his empty wine glass away. The wine glass shatters on the ground) A miserable pile of secrets. For enough talk, have at you. (Richter and Dracula do battle.)

Ninja'd

lessee what else? I do get a little giggle out of when Master Chief says "I was planning on shooting my way out, you know, mix it up a little"

 

[Shock and Awe]

 

[Bynine]

Gob in Fallout 3.

"DON'T HIT ME"

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Marcus Kincaid from Borderlands: "You don't have to be a better shot, you just have to shoot more bullets!"

Age of Empires 2: "Monk! I need a monk!"

And everything Queen Isabella says in Age of Empires 3... so filled with innuendo it's ridiculous. Such as "Why must I be the one to always be double-teamed?!"

Of course, most of the humour is in the delivery.