omg i can top these!!
on my 18th i went out for drinks with my mates, i wanst allowed to drink because i was the only person who had a car (I lived half an hours walk had to walk back and get the car when no one had a way home...alone), when i got back my girlfirend dumped me and walked of with my best friend, we acidentaly set fire to our table (flaming drinks)I had to pay, on my way to the car I got mugged of my wallet, keys and phone.... my friend said "do somthing" to which i replied "its okay i saw his face i can tell the police", the mugger turned around and stabbed me three times.... i spent my first night as an 18 year old paying for everyone else and being stabbed
Ahhhhh you look back and laugh