What if.......

[AwesomeExpress]

We'd all be lined up at the food bank!

What if dinosaurs still roamed the earth?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd own a raptor ranch then.

What if everything on the internet suddenly became real?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then we would be up to our necks in lol cats, Portal references, and Cthulhu!

What if rule 34's results weren't so disturbing?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Then you haven't been to the tags I have...

What if god was a riverweed...

 

[Zirat]

Then vegetarianism would be a damnable offense.

What if Anonymous took over the world?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Wait? It hasn't?

What if we knew who Anonymous was?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Then the CIA would waterboard us and there would be many arrests after our confessions.

What would happen if Genghis Khan was reincarnated today?

 

[Zirat]

Then I for one would welcome our new Mongol overlords!

What if Disco made a return?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would go into disco balls and make millions selling them for an inflated rate.

What if dividing by zero created a rift to the emo dimension?

 

[Hardzero]

proced with emo dance party.

What if everyone had bullettime?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then the world would be a very bland place.

What if George R.R. Martin actually finished the "Song of Fire and Ice" series?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fans would be very happy?

What if Steven King never existed?

 

[Nouw]

Then grammar would obviously be better off ;P

What if your eyes could see through walls?

 

[havass]

Then toilets will no longer be safe.

What if pigs could fly?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Then pork, bacon and ham would be more expensive due to the expense of catching pigs.

What if everyone could teleport?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

People would misuse it.

What if half the population of Earth suddenly developed special powers?

 

[havass]

Someone will form a school for special children and name himself Professor Xavier.

What if cucumbers were deadly?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can kill with a cucumber today you know... >_>

But if they were more deadly now, people would start using them as weapons.

What if there was a Big Bang 2?

 

[havass]

There already have been 5 seasons of Big Bang Theory!
[sub]Ohh..you meant the explosion.[/sub]

What if I had a dog that could make rifts in time and space?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You do and its annoying... Thankfully I have *CENSORED* to protect me.

What if the moon was made of oil?