three ducks walk into a bar, the first one jumps up on to the bar and says "hi my name is hui, i'm feeling great, ive been doing what ducks do best, i was in and out of puddles all day"
the barman gets the young duck his drink as the second duck jumps up and says "hi my name is lui, i'm feeling great, ive been doing what ducks do best, i was in and out of puddles all day"
The third duck jumps up as the barman finnishes pouring young lui's drink, the barman says "wait a second, three ducks, one called hui, one called lui, you must be dui, am I right?"
the duck shakes its little head and says "no i'm puddles"
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend paris?
A: I don't know either, as far as I can tell its never been tried
