What is the greatest movie quote ever?

[DewMan001]

Definitely Scott Pilgrim.

"What are you doing?"
"Getting a life!"
--insert game power up noise here--

 

[Instant K4rma]

"I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace." - Bill the Butcher (Gangs of New York)

Daniel Day-Lewis is beast.

 

[Anah'ya]

from Snatch:
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? "a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent"; personified in this case, by a horrible ****. me."
--Brick Top--

Love it.

And my pick, 'cause I'm really a hopeless romantic at heart:

-- Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[crazygator]

Who wants a mustache ride?

 

[MintyNinja]

"Is it dead?" -Rocco, Boondock Saints. One of the funniest lines of the movie.

 

[Yureina]

"Rommel you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"-Patton

I wasn't gonna pick this, but seeing that made me chuckle. That was such a great movie.

 

[Lunar Shadow]

Hartmann, just hartmann
NSFW warning for language

 

[Kingjackl]

Just about everything Walt says in 'Gran Torino'.

 

[Nouw]

"It's time to kick ass and chew a bubble gum, but I am all outta gum" from They live. Really cool movie btw, check it out if you haven't seen it yet.

Welcome tho the Escapist! Also I'm pretty sure its

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And/But I'm/I am all outta gum." And yes, awesome movie.

I would make my Custom Title Jules Winfield lines but no profanity so "They speak english in what?" is awesome but

"English ************ do you speak it?"

Movie: Dirty Harry

Quote: Ah..i know what yur thinking, did her fire 6 shots or only 5? To be honest i lost track myself, so the question you have to ask yourself is: do i feel lucky? Well do ya... ya punk?

It's the age of awesome first 10 posts here. Welcome and also, that's an equally awesome line. Clint Eastwood is badass.

 

[James Sullivan]

Can quotethis movie in it's entirety, but best line
Darwin Mayflower: I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it'f a career. I'll kill your family, your friends, and the ***** you took to prom

 

[Firetaffer]

English ************, do you speak it?

 

[JEBWrench]

*snip*

I thoroughly and totally tip my hat to you, sir.

Here are some from some of my favourite movies that haven't been mentioned to my knowledge:

Is it so hard to conceive God with one's senses? Why must He hide in a midst of vague promises and invisible miracles? How are we to believe the believers when we don't believe ourselves? What will become of us who want to believe but cannot? And what of those who neither will nor can believe? Why can I not kill God within me? Why does He go on living in a painful, humiliating way? I want to tear Him out of my heart, but He remains a mocking reality which I cannot get rid of. Do you hear me?

Spoiler

The Seventh Seal

Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone

Spoiler

The Usual Suspects

The Dying Man: [thinking to himself while lying on the side of a road after a motorcycle accident] You never saw anyone die? I stink of gasoline. I saw it all clearly - the Mercedes, the pool of oil. Karin, I should have told you. It can't be that simple. I've still so much to do.
Damiel: [Damiel places his hands on the Dying Man's head] As I came up the mountain, out of the misty valley into the sun. The fire on the cattle range, the potatoes in the ashes, the boathouse floating in the lake. The Southern Cross.
The Dying Man: [slowly begins to speak Damiel's thoughts out loud. They speak together at first. Then, Damiel walks away, and only the Dying Man speaks.] The Far East. The Great North. The Wild West. The Great Bear Lake. Tristan da Cunha. The Mississippi Delta. Stromboli. The old houses of Charlottenburg. Albert Camus. The morning light. The child's eyes. The swim in the waterfall. The spots of the first drops of rain. The sun. The bread and wine. Hopping. Easter. The veins of leaves. The blowing grass. The color of stones. The pebbles on the stream's bed. The white tablecloth outdoors. The dream of the house in the house. The dear one asleep in the next room. The peaceful Sundays. The horizon. The light from the room in the garden. The night flight. Riding a bicycle with no hands. The beautiful stranger. My father. My mother. My wife. My child.

Spoiler

Wings of Desire

 

[Basal]

How this one isn't on here already i don't know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plabgvLw4GQ&feature=related

 

[JoJo]

"They mostly come out at night. Mostly."

 

[miwonton]

"We could kill EVERYONE!" - Rocco, The Boondock Saints

 

[superbatranger]

"Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE!!! You're looking for me."

"What's in the car?"
"4 seats and a steering wheel."

"Prepare ship for ludicrous speed!"

 

[Kasby]

"is it safe?"

still sends a shiver down my spine

 

[smithy_2045]

Either "Thank you, Chuck Norris"
or "fucking Chuck Norris"

 

[MrGalactus]

See True Romance and wait for the bit with Christopher Walken. That entire scene. Heavy shit.