What is... the Most Disturbing Thing You've Ever Overheard?

[kenji8055]

I heard a group of people in the pub say that if you're going to commit incest you should go gay to avoid any albino offspring

 

[Lyri]

Spoiler

I heard some girls discussing a banana used for reasons other than eating on the bus.

Thats nothing.

Spoiler: RNSFW

A couple of years back in high school I my year went on a trip, while we were there we saw a awesome giraffe. Afterwards, I over heard some girls talking about said giraffe's tongue, and using it for, well... Lets just draw a comparison between this and chops post shall we?

As of last night

Spoiler: Nsfw

I was sitting on the couch talking to my housemate and we get onto a conversation about his ex's friend. Apparently her dog developed the talent for what that woman wanted the giraffe for.
She didn't see fit to warn the dog not to either or put it off, she apparently said this out loud to her friends.
I'm still trying to figure out why.

 

[Amnestic]

Spoiler

I heard some girls discussing a banana used for reasons other than eating on the bus.

Thats nothing.

Spoiler: RNSFW

A couple of years back in high school I my year went on a trip, while we were there we saw a awesome giraffe. Afterwards, I over heard some girls talking about said giraffe's tongue, and using it for, well... Lets just draw a comparison between this and chops post shall we?

How is a tongue not safe for work?

(I don'tknow how it would have held up legally but at least it indicated intent.)

Probably wouldn't.

 

[Gladion]

I won't go into detail, but in my Religious Studies class at school there was this girl who would go into HORRIFIC detail REALLY LOUDLY to her friends about her friends sex lives. This was a seriously disturbing bit of gossip that happened almost weekly. Luckily I started bringing my ipod into school about that point.

Wow, this is stuff I have no tolerance for. I would have shouted at her to tone the fuck down so I do not have to hear this shit. Especially if it happened this often :O But your solution seems pretty effective.

 

[bodyklok]

Spoiler

I heard some girls discussing a banana used for reasons other than eating on the bus.

Thats nothing.

Spoiler: RNSFW

A couple of years back in high school I my year went on a trip, while we were there we saw a awesome giraffe. Afterwards, I over heard some girls talking about said giraffe's tongue, and using it for, well... Lets just draw a comparison between this and chops post shall we?

How is a tongue not safe for work?

(I don'tknow how it would have held up legally but at least it indicated intent.)

Probably wouldn't.

Well how would your boss feel if he found you reading a story about school girls wanting to have secks with a giraffe?

 

[Amnestic]

Well would feel if he found you reading a story about school girls wanting to have secks with a giraffe?

Everyone has a fetish or two. I try not to judge.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

oh i have one XD

yesterday in line for the cinema, i heard this guy talking to his mates behind him, apparently he'd asked his girlfriend whether she would keep a baby or abort it if he knocked her up...
what kinda question is that to ask your girlfriend anyway..? O______O

A responisble one -.-

not when you've only been dating her for 2 weeks...

Accidents can and will happen. I don't think your reproductive system takes into account how long you've been dating.

 

[bodyklok]

Well how would your boss feel if he found you reading a story about school girls wanting to have secks with a giraffe?

Everyone has a fetish or two. I try not to judge.

Even so, we have to draw the line somewhere...

 

[damselgaming]

My ex-boyfriend told me he'd looked for rule34 type pictures of Nala from the Lion King...
WHY!!??!?!

 

[TSED]

I remember when one of my classmates back in high school talked about a ten-year-old girl that got pregnant. Everyone at that lunchroom table just sat there in shocked silence. I mean, is that even possible @--@"??

The last time I checked, the youngest parents in the world (ie: at time of birth) were 8 and 9 years old. No, I don't know which was which.

Anyways, yeah. People hit puberty. Just because you're not done yet doesn't mean you're not fertile.

oh i have one XD

yesterday in line for the cinema, i heard this guy talking to his mates behind him, apparently he'd asked his girlfriend whether she would keep a baby or abort it if he knocked her up...
what kinda question is that to ask your girlfriend anyway..? O______O

No, seriously, responsible. You never know when it will happen, and it's good to have a baseline for these things. Besides, how do you know that he only knew her for two weeks?




AS FOR TSED: I know a girl on the internet who has told me some 'fantasies' of hers. They involve a lot of gore. And trophy taking. I am not going to repeat them.

 

[El Poncho]

I see it pointless to post mine since I can't top any of them but I did hear a few girls talking about where they would like to lose there virginity.

 

[systhicsfg]

I heard a group of people in the pub say that if you're going to commit incest you should go gay to avoid any albino offspring

just... no....
Where the hell do you live?

 

[internutt]

I won't go into detail, but in my Religious Studies class at school there was this girl who would go into HORRIFIC detail REALLY LOUDLY to her friends about her friends sex lives. This was a seriously disturbing bit of gossip that happened almost weekly. Luckily I started bringing my ipod into school about that point.

Wow, this is stuff I have no tolerance for. I would have shouted at her to tone the fuck down so I do not have to hear this shit. Especially if it happened this often :O But your solution seems pretty effective.

Believe me, the last thing I wanted was that loud mouth going on about me.

 

[Steve Dark]

I've been to uni, I've stayed in hall accommodation, the walls were thin.

I've heard a LOT of things I wish I hadn't.

 

[EeveeElectro]

My drama class always talk about pooing and going to the toilet, it makes me physically sick T___T

 

[Lordmarkus]

I had a nice time eavesdropping on a guy and a pair of girls when they discussed if guys with big "bananas" got dizzy when they had erections. Good times...

 

[Torque669]

All right, well. Last Christmas, I stayed with m'dad. I realized I had forgotten my 360's controller at my mom's, so we drove on back to her apartment, where I unlocked the door and strolled in.

Turns out my sister wasn't alone. Heard an awful lot more than I wanted to.

You should have burst in and claimed you'd heard a robber.

Most disturbing thing Ive ever heard is how these two women put ice cream all over this dude and then licked it off. They were so loud too so I couldnt unhear it.