What is... the Most Disturbing Thing You've Ever Overheard?

[chiggerwood]

A friend of mine once told me about how he used saran wrap instead of a condom. I still make fun of him for it.

I had a friend that masturbated with bengay once. Ironically he had to rub ointment on his wang for a week afterwards

 

[Bediz]

Heard at a 311 concert a couple weeks back: "It just goes to show, you can't judge a book by its nipples."

Seriously. Wut?

 

[UpcountryGecko]

my grandma once yelled "WHERE'S MY VIBRATOR I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER WITHOUT IT"

I've had that in my head for the past 6 years. Now you deal with it

Does anyone know where I can get some mind soap?

 

[El Poncho]

Alot of girls saying disturbing things all I can gather is that woman don't know when to lower there voice or not talk when someones walking by.

 

[slevin8989]

I overheard the worst thing in my English class. i was just sitting there when one guy is talking to this girl and just says "yeah well im going to the OBGYN with my girlfriend to get an abortion" it's just the way he said it so casual like he did it every week. It sounded horrible

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

Good job man, that was the right thing to do.
E-High-5!

 

[dfcrackhead]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

Most disturbing thing I've ever overheard would have to be a tie between my ex talking to one of her friends about running over penises with a truck, my ex watching a video about a guy smashing his penis with a meat tenderizer and my stepdad and my uncle(I think) talking about pron

 

[Amnestic]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Missed out on an opportunity.

 

[Snekcid_Eillib]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

That was very brave. Kudos to you!

 

[slevin8989]

I overheard the worst thing in my English class. i was just sitting there when one guy is talking to this girl and just says "yeah well im going to the OBGYN with my girlfriend to get an abortion" it's just the way he said it so casual like he did it every week. It sounded horrible

How so horrible? Sounded like he was just talking about what he was doing the evening. Nothing wrong with helping to stop overpopulation, in fact, you should have shook his hand, he is kredit to team.

It sounded like he did it often I mean i understand if it happens once and you can't take care of the kid but if it happens more than once it's just bad choice and ridiculous he should just not be allowed to mate

 

[benbenthegamerman]

my aunt asking my mother if she had the tools for an enema. during a party. at dinner. with 30 people listening.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Missed out on an opportunity.

Oddly enough, I now agree with you.
At the time though, it was horrific. Mostly because I was juvenile (in my mind).

 

[LeonLethality]

All right, well. Last Christmas, I stayed with m'dad. I realized I had forgotten my 360's controller at my mom's, so we drove on back to her apartment, where I unlocked the door and strolled in.

Turns out my sister wasn't alone. Heard an awful lot more than I wanted to.

that brings back eerie memories, my brother (whom I work with at the same grocery store) had brang home a girl who works there I often see him talking with he closes the door (to have sex) and my friend and I were laughing at how out of place my brothers sounds were (his room is next to mine I wasnt trying to listen) and how she said "I like it when you sound like a moose" and my friend and I stared at each other in utter disgust

 

[Sun Flash]

probably not disturbing but more funny/plain weird. In my german class at school, I sat opposite a stereotypical chav/ned. don't know how we got on to the topic but she told a time when she was having sexytime in her bedroom but her cat was on the dresser watching her the whole time and it creeped her out so much she called her friend up to take it out the room. while she was still getting boned.

We were 13 at the time. It still gives me a WTF moment when I think about it.

 

[LeonLethality]

my grandma once yelled "WHERE'S MY VIBRATOR I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER WITHOUT IT"

I've had that in my head for the past 6 years. Now you deal with it

Thanks I have to go drink now.

... don't drink it all...

 

[archerboy106]

I was walking through classes and i could swear i heard this girl say she lost her virginity to a stick of cheese

 

[Booze Zombie]

Wincest is a joke, you know? It's like: "Your family member that wants to bang you, yeah? They're hot!"

 

[Furioso]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

You sir, are a hero

 

[Amnestic]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Missed out on an opportunity.

Oddly enough, I now agree with you.
At the time though, it was horrific. Mostly because I was juvenile (in my mind).

As long as you recognise it, that's okay.

My parents used to offer me sips of wine as a wee nipper and I always refused. Looking back, that was a very foolish thing for me to do.

Wincest is a joke, you know? It's like: "Your family member that wants to bang you, yeah? They're hot!"

I don't get the joke.