Usually, if someone breaks up with me, it's for a pretty legitimate reason, so I don't have one bad enough for this thread. I guess I'm just lucky.
I wouldn't recommend it. It's like putting yourself through slow mental torture, but what can i say I'm still with her so I guess I like the mental pain lolAvsJoe said:I've never had a bad break-up; they've all been mutual. I've been lucky (though it's also because I've never dated a psycho batsh!t crazy chick, either).
Dude, I'm going to pass on to you my secret. That secret is TEQUILA!!!Randy11517 said:Wish i could do that, My memory refuses to leave no matter how much you drown itSonicWaffle said:Fucked if I know. When I have a break up, I immediately drink a lot, and keep going for....mmm...a month or so?Randy11517 said:All the dating threads seems relevant to put one up.
What is the strangest/rudest/coldest reason broke up with you?
"Because daddy doesn't like you and I'm all hes got"
*Puts ring box back into pocket*
Go
As a result, I don't remember much about my various break ups...
Will try that next time(hell may try it now see if i can forget yesterday night) which I'm under oath not to tell to anyone the details, as that was to damn weird even for meSonicWaffle said:Dude, I'm going to pass on to you my secret. That secret is TEQUILA!!!
Granted, not a very original secret, but it does have magical properties. It is a drink that should only be drunk when trying to forget. Not only will it wipe your memory, but it will replace those memories with better ones, and you won't know the difference. It sounds like sci-fi, I know, but it has actually happened to me.
Woah...7 said:Came home from work and everything was gone.
MY furniture, clothes, bed, stereo, tv, pots, pans, food, family gifts & photos,
stuff I've had since childhood - EVERYTHING.
Went to the Bank and our joint account was closed by her after
withdrawing the $2,500 balance.
She ran off with one of her college instructor's.
All I had were the clothes on my back and no clue whatsoever.
Even her family didn't know what was going on or where she ran off to.
18 months later I found out that she left pregnant and
vanished on inheritance of $40,000 from a trust cash out
because she turned just turned 21.
She lost the baby from partying on the money and was broke in 4 months.
And you think you'd know someone after living together for 2 years.
My heart wasn't as broke as my head was blown away.
Strange feeling he wasn't a rapistswolf said:Hmm, well. I fought to defend her honor, fought to defend her from a rapist, and devoted my life to her (plus more!!!). Then she cheated on me with multiple guys AFTER we got married in front of her weeping parents. I hate that woman.
Yeah. Professional Movers. Wondered why there was a sofa pillowRandy11517 said:Woah...7 said:Came home from work and everything was gone.
Managed to get all your stuff out of the house? what did she have a moving van waiting until you left, that's... Wow you got screwed
Yeah, that thought crossed my mind before but the fact that she was screaming "you're not my husband", "get off me", etc while violently trying to fight him off countered that logic. I would've done worse than I did to him but I was focusing on getting her out of there, you know, it doesn't do any good if I lose the fight and he can continue his assault. BTW, he was about 6'6" excon and I'm only 5'8" former soldier.Randy11517 said:Strange feeling he wasn't a rapistswolf said:Hmm, well. I fought to defend her honor, fought to defend her from a rapist, and devoted my life to her (plus more!!!). Then she cheated on me with multiple guys AFTER we got married in front of her weeping parents. I hate that woman.
Must have smelled terrible by the end of that9Hope you got a chance to wash them) and did she at-least leave you some underwear and socks7 said:Yeah. Professional Movers. Wondered why there was a sofa pillowRandy11517 said:Woah...7 said:Came home from work and everything was gone.
Managed to get all your stuff out of the house? what did she have a moving van waiting until you left, that's... Wow you got screwed
on the step before I unlocked that fateful door.
Never got anything back. Start completely over. Wore the same clothes for a month.
Ah, makes more sense(or she saw you coming needed to think quick)but makes sense.swolf said:Yeah, that thought crossed my mind before but the fact that she was screaming "you're not my husband", "get off me", etc while violently trying to fight him off countered that logic. I would've done worse than I did to him but I was focusing on getting her out of there, you know, it doesn't do any good if I lose the fight and he can continue his assault. BTW, he was about 6'6" excon and I'm only 5'8" former soldier.Randy11517 said:Strange feeling he wasn't a rapistswolf said:Hmm, well. I fought to defend her honor, fought to defend her from a rapist, and devoted my life to her (plus more!!!). Then she cheated on me with multiple guys AFTER we got married in front of her weeping parents. I hate that woman.
Wow...that's quite a story.7 said:Came home from work and everything was gone.
MY furniture, clothes, bed, stereo, tv, pots, pans, food, family gifts & photos,
stuff I've had since childhood - EVERYTHING.
Went to the Bank and our joint account was closed by her after
withdrawing the $2,500 balance.
She ran off with one of her college instructor's.
All I had were the clothes on my back and no clue whatsoever.
Even her family didn't know what was going on or where she ran off to.
18 months later I found out that she left pregnant and
vanished on inheritance of $40,000 from a trust cash out
because she turned just turned 21.
She lost the baby from partying on the money and was broke in 4 months.
And you think you'd know someone after living together for 2 years.
My heart wasn't as broke as my head was blown away.