What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[Megacherv]

*opens his new Mock the Week book full of these* I'll list a few of them

"You remind me of my eighth wife."
"I never wear underwear, it agravates my rash."
"I'd suggest dinner, but I'm not allowed cutlery."
"You don't drink? Oh fucking hell!!"
"We can go back to my place, my wife's a heavy sleeper."
"To mark our first date I'd like to return the underwear I stole from your washing line."

 

[heartshooter]

"i love the props"

 

[karp250]

"I really hope my wife doesn't find out about this."

 

[Sovvolf]

Nice tits ;D.

 

[Nullphantom]

"I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra and I've been wanting to see how well it works... "
"I usually date attractive girls, but I've decided I really should be with someone more like you."
"All the voices in my head agree you look beautiful."

 

[MercenaryCanary]

I've said this on a first date. It ended right there when I said it too. Anyway the statement was...
"Golly gee, mam. I bet you have some nice organs inside of you! Can't wait to play catch with them!"
People can never figure out that I'm joking. Maybe I should stop looking hungry when I talk like that?

 

[Nimbus]

"I love you."

Not smart for a first date. Save it for later.

You actually made a serious responce?

I... I didn't think it was possible...

 

[Numb1lp]

So are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later?

 

[New York Patrick]

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

(Say while wearing a raincoat and carrying a large fireaxe.)

 

[USSR]

My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg.

..Just sayin'

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I'm an avid gamer.

Yeah... that's why I don't get women.

 

[EeveeElectro]

"Hey. This is my mum. Say hello mum."

 

[fulano]

It's not what you can say, but what you can do; and that is most likely spacing out mid conversation checking another girl's ass, or breasts. Women can tell when you do that.

Don't do that.

 

[Deacon Cole]

I'm just glad I finally got rid of that rash.

Would you like a Watchtower?

 

[Baby Eater]

last time i came here they refused to cook my baby

 

[Meado]

"Let's hurry this up, they'll call the cops if I'm missing for more than two hours."

 

[T5seconds]

I have aids and I?m gay and I?m am girl and I want to fuck you and I also rape, skin, and wear my victims....

I hope that won?t be a problem...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Hey, we met before, I was the man hiding in your bedroom. Small world.