What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[ygetoff]

After reaching for you phone, say, "I have to leave; my brother says that the neighbor called the cops, so we have to move the bodies."

 

[Jon Etheridge]

You know, you looked much thinner in your photo.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Do you like Rohypnol?

"Does this smell like Rohypnol to you?"

 

[awsome117]

I'm wearing your underwear.

or

Let's hurry this up, my wife wants me home by ten.

 

[shwnbob]

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit you old hag! *gives her flowers* these are for you.

 

[electric_warrior]

so... paedophilia, what's up with that?

 

[Muffinthraka]

So... have you always been a woman?

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Hay my grandmother has that same sweater/blouse/skirt/hair style

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Sorry it hurts to sit my herpies is flaring up.

 

[Fniff]

So,do you enjoy hardcore porn?

or

Can I take photos? I never saw one of your kind.

 

[Logic 0]

Are you and mr.Lincon having relations?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Oh Hi, hey can I crash at your place for a while? I just killed a dude and the cops are looking for me. You say anything and I'll slice you ear to ear

yep. Worse think I could think of

 

[thatstheguy]

Touch me!

or

SO 1 HAERD U LEIK MUDKIPS!

or

My bad. I left my pants at home.

 

[axia777]

What is that smell?

 

[cheese_wizington]

Point to her stomach and say "soon this shall be plump with my seed."

 

[laststandman]

"so can we split the bill? i'm not made of money you know"

 

[Voltano]

"WOW! Your fake boobs looks as good as my grandma's!"

And then followed by...

"Can I juggle them? It's fun to watch!"

 

[stormcrow5]

"If I say you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?"

Not the worst but its pretty good