what is your battle cry?

[lasherman]

For Pony!

 

[nolongerhere]

Username

Prowling along the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Theflyingpeanut! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I pillage until there is no more hope!"

Real name


Sprinting over the desert, clutching a burning branch, cometh Andrew Down! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to punch you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

 

[shmaller]

Usually just, "Oh shit oh shit oh shit!!"

P.S.: What is this cryptic reference to some movie or something that 99% of people here are making?

 

[ntomlin63]

Mine doesn't translate well into printed form but basically its the smurf theme

La la la la la la la la la la la

People quake and monsters flee before it.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Sprinting on the tarmac, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh World_of_dragons! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

 

[johnt447z]

Take the controller away from your mum

 

[Zemalac]

I'm going to borrow from a book I read here...

"I am Zemalac, and this is Death!"

 

[Ghostkai]

For Pony!

Richard is great


Anyway!

Probs a "FOR THE EMPEROR!"

Ofc, we need an emperor first...

 

[Aura Guardian]

Who is that, rampaging along the tundra! It is Darkrai, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:


"I'm going to pulverize you beyond the end of time, and dip you in uranium!"
I like it

 

[Nexus424]

Running out of the hotel lobby, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh BigDragun 987! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"In the name of malice, I slice through beating hearts until everything has croaked!!"

Hmm I should try that. boxing is fun. Kick boxing at least

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

Wait, who's that standing there non-chalantly! It's Nikonov! He murmurs into the sky:

"Yeah, Im gonna ... totally murderfy you. Yeah!"

 

[Agayek]

"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"

 

[lolmeister]

Who is that, running over the mountains! It is Lolmeister, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond mortal comprehension!"

 

[Inverse Skies]

Variable, depending on the situation. One universal battle cry would make it seem like you're trying to hard...

 

[phoenix352]

Striding on the icy wasteland, wielding a burning branch, cometh Phoenix352! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you so badly, it will be a new form of crime!!"

 

[neoman10]

"This is (insert city of origin here)!"

 

[Shrubery]

"I'm seriously going to hump you so forcibly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

i .. i din't know i could do that .

 

[UltramarinesFTW]

SSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pimppeter2]

"For PONYYYY"

 

[traceur_]

Who is that, striding through the terrain! It is Braden, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows homicidally:

"In the name of malice, man, that's some good coffee!!"