What Is Your Wish?

[Blatherscythe]

I wish that Bono from U2 would give me one billion US dollars on the 15/7/2010, and would give this money up willing with no strings attached. He will not transfer debts or any other payments, only one billion dollars into my savings bank account tomorrow [15/7/2010]. Furthermore this wish will only have the effect of causing Bono to give me the one billion US dollars, and will not cause harm of any kind to any entity either living or dead or neither. It will only serve to remove from the sum of one billion dollars from Bono and place it into my bank account with no repercussions from anyone.

Why not just wish for more than that, I have no limits here. Let me give you some money, it won't be chump change, I promise that.

No thanks, I'll stick with the one billion dollars from Bono. That should be able to get me comfortably through life. [I'd still work, but by god only doing shit I wanna do. ]. [That and I dislike Bono like sooooo much, I couldn't care less if it bankrupts him]. Besides if you give me money, it could upset the economic system.

How about I take all of his money and give it all to you right now?

 

[NestorES]

I wish for all of AWDMANOUT's donuts

 

[Woodsey]

There is a thread similar to this in the Forum Games called "Corrupt-a-Wish" or something like that.

I wish for the world to spend the next century in peace and happiness.

Found it. Here's the Corrupt a Wish game [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.183134-Corrupt-a-Wish-game] thread.

That's 4 months old.

OT: I wish I had eternal happiness...


BAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck that; money whenever I needed it would be a far more interesting gift.

EDIT: Change that, I'd wish for 2 more wishes, and my first wish would go to me keeping my hair (with my genes there's no way I'm not gonna go bald) and I wish I was capable of growing a proper beard already.

 

[jeaniesinsin]

i wish i could balance my writing with my social life without having to sacrifice any of my skill or relations. i wonder how your going to try and kill me, just don't mess with my work.

 

[jeaniesinsin]

i wish i could balance my writing with my social life without having to sacrifice any of my skill or relations. i wonder how your going to try and kill me, just don't mess with my work.

 

[teutonicman]

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

 

[quantumsoul]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

All right, since I don't know what that is, I'll just grant the wish.

Great Success!

Yes, for once someone isn't screwed over in this thread.

Thank God for having a lawyer like mind for loop holes right?

I was trying to find a way to trap you in that show, but I failed to find a loophole in which I could fuck you over with.

Glad to hear it! lol I pride myself in overcoming the screw over loopholes of malicious wish granters(Genies,Calypso, etc.)

I'll fix this. With my demonic wish powers. You are granted all the powers of Greed with said philosopher stone but you didn't quite specify what you meant by a homunculus. You are now a little man in a sperm stuck on a used piece of tissue paper and I don't think you want to know what it was used for.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humunculus

 

[sheah1]

i wish you were allowed to do nothing at all. (ill be at your front door with a shot gun soon.

Thank you for giving me the premission to do nothing, now guards! KILL THIS FOOL! *gunshots* Well that's one body we need to clean up.

ahh... but talking is something

You wished for him to be *allowed* to do nothing, that doesn't mean he has to do nothing.

 

[sheah1]

I wish..... for the OT to reveal his one weakness and his location here. Then even if it causes my death, others can still find and capture the OT, then force him to give us perfect wishes. Go right ahead.

 

[Reliq]

I wish I had the ability to teleport, myself, others or inanimate objects an infinite but by me specified distance. With 100% accuracy and without it causing fysical and/or mental harm to me or the object/person.

 

[_Cake_]

True Love

... or a Love-Bot that will do

 

[Necrofudge]

I wish that, without causing harm to me, directly or otherwise, and without ruining my life financially, socially, or in any other way I would deem unacceptable (the definition of which I can change without any formal notice on your part), you would strangle yourself to death for my amusement.

Alright then, I'd make a clone of myself and strangle it.

Eh, It would still be amusing. I think I'll call this one a victory.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for all of AWDMANOUT's donuts

I gave him a really old, mouldy and stale one, but if you want it, you can have it.

 

[Blatherscythe]

There is a thread similar to this in the Forum Games called "Corrupt-a-Wish" or something like that.

I wish for the world to spend the next century in peace and happiness.

Found it. Here's the Corrupt a Wish game [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.183134-Corrupt-a-Wish-game] thread.

That's 4 months old.

OT: I wish I had eternal happiness...


BAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck that; money whenever I needed it would be a far more interesting gift.

EDIT: Change that, I'd wish for 2 more wishes, and my first wish would go to me keeping my hair (with my genes there's no way I'm not gonna go bald) and I wish I was capable of growing a proper beard already.

Eternal happiness, your in a coma, but in said state your imagining a world of bliss for yourself. Oh money whenever you wanted it, well here's some now! *bunch of pennies fall upon you* there's one trillion dollars worth of pennies for you. Two more wishes? Okay, look up. *you see two shooting stars streek across the night sky*.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish..... for the OT to reveal his one weakness and his location here. Then even if it causes my death, others can still find and capture the OT, then force him to give us perfect wishes. Go right ahead.

My one weakness is that I just can't resist messing with people with the wishes they ask for, my location is a room currently.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

Your the best masturbater in the world.

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish i could balance my writing with my social life without having to sacrifice any of my skill or relations. i wonder how your going to try and kill me, just don't mess with my work.

Here's a scale. That should help you balance your written works and letters/cards from friends better.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I want a 10 inch chicken.

 

[Blatherscythe]

True Love

... or a Love-Bot that will do

Here's potion that will grant true love for yourself and your beloved, but be careful.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I want a 10 inch chicken.

A ten inch chicken it is.