What loots were you holding when the adventurer had slain you?

[Quazimofo]

A cursed coin that binds to the user upon pickup, until death. Causes the wearer to change into the opposite gender. Have fun, prick!

well, if it was a guy, he wouldn't be a prick anymore would he? or perhaps im wording that wrong.

as for me, they stole my Geek's Pajama Pants of Loneliness, they grant +100 to comfort, but after 1 hour of use every action performed has a 20% chance to cause depression and binging of all food items in the adventurer's inventory, immobilizing them for 2 turns and reducing their haste and dexterity by 20 for 5 turns.

on top of that, my decoy grenade. it has 2 pins, but one of them is missing. how do you know if you should run? wait seven seconds, and you will know. BWA HA HA.

 

[Vegna60]

A photograph of my hell-wife and spawn playing volley-human at the beaches of damnation, an image of joy and horror.
As they are hypnotised by a combination of disgust, intrige and shame,
BOOM,
knife in the face from hell photo.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

ha! they would only be able to kill me if they read the catgirl page on uncyclopedia! but they would probably find all their CoD's half dissolved in my stomach. and possibly a nazi in there. and an anchovie pizza

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

That fiendly hero,he took my magical armaggeddon spoon!

 

[zombieleprachaun]

A pair of trousers with the following ADOM-based effects:
Autocursing: cannot be removed, and you don't know this until you put them on.
They would be an artifact, so you cant harm them in order to burn/cut them off, either.
Sets learning to 1 and literacy to zero: you cant read scrolls of uncursing
being unable to take off your pants would ruin your life, if you think about it.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I'm dead, am I?

Nooooo! They took my Leather Jacket of Holding, my D100 of +2 charisma, and... MY BEARD!!!!!

 

[Sarge034]

If they were able to kill me, they deserve to wield its awesomely destructive power!

Spoiler: ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH A DUDE?

 

[chowderface]

My phylactery.

Little does he know, I'm not really a lich. So when he destroys it to prevent my return....BOOM! Explosive Runes!

Also, a pressed ham that went bad sometime last week. Grants the status effect "stank" and binds on pickup.

Also also, a mother in law. Jewish and disdainful for preference. Binds on pickup.

Basically my entire strategy as a boss character is that I'm an utter pushover in battle, but the rewards you get for beating me just aren't worth the trouble.

 

[Saelune]

A tomato- just to annoy the adventurer.

Does it capture souls? Would be useful for enchanting.

 

[Merkavar]

flint and tinder and a ace of spades.

 

[Bloodastral]

A pack of Smurfs and No Ordinary Family on blu ray.

 

[StANDY1338]

my clothes my boots and my motorcycle?

 

[Panorama]

They would get the BFG i imported from Doom, but it is a time before Doom they will get no ammo from probably the best weapon ever, and will take up 10 inventory spaces, and can't be sold or dropped.

A small pack of mints, which give them -10 Charisma as they are manure flavour which they can't taste, but smells when they speak.

And a piece of paper saying he has not taken on my student loans and the company will come and hunt him down for about £10,000.

 

[Jewrean]

&

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Squier Stratocaster - +30 Sex Appeal (with knowledge of use) or -75 Man Points (without knowledge of use)

Swiss Army Knife - +10 Awesomeness.

That's about it really. I have nothing else in my room that's of any value.

EDIT: Oh, and an "Ace Edition" of "I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream".

 

[The Afrodactyl]

My jar of pickles (heals 100% of health and confers 30% damage resistance upon consumption)
My Manito 5-string bass (ranged attack weapon, deals AoE damage which is strong to everything)
My Gas Mask (confers 40% elemental resistances, but reduces speech/charisma by 3)

 

[dancinginfernal]

My Boots of Levitation and + 5 to everything...

...go to my Argonian slayer.

 

[Soviet Steve]

My glasses, business suit, and a briefcase which turns out to contain nothing but a poorly drawn map of my minecraft world.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

My purse, otherwise known as "The Bag of Many Things."