What makes a REAL man?

[Assassin Xaero]

A real penis makes you a real man. Sorry women out there with sex change and a fake penis, you're still women...

 

[comadorcrack]

Um... I do not believe that a woman should be the judge to classify a Real man. It may sound sexist but, Dammit I don't care! It'd be like me trying to judge what makes a good squirrel.

Huge nuts, the ability to make a home in a tree, and a tendancy to get women approach you with food in the park?

Works for squirrels and men to be honest.

I like your style Mr Tomato

 

[Stoic raptor]

A real man should be able to anything. ANYTHING!

 

[Ekonk]

I judge a guy on his willingness to go down on me.

Unprompted oral is what makes a real man ;D

No really. I do judge guys on that.

That seems rather shallow.

Anyhow, it's your fucking genitalia. Don't try to geth philosophical with me when there's a perfectly valid explenation IN THE FUCKING DICTIONAIRY AAGHH

And I didn't reference Bioshock. Do I win?

 

[Chester41585]

A beard, a tobacco pipe and an axe.

 

[jamesworkshop]

?

Perhaps it's her way of saying she wishes you had sex with her more often or have a more taking charge approach

We're 14...

Oh well then I'm certainly not going to advise you to break the law but maybe she doesn't feel that you are that attracted to her (sounds like she's suggesting you're frigid), reality is if you're 14 then you clearly are not a man yet anyway and porn is for 18 and over.

Just because she's 14 doesn't mean she doesn't want it, try being a bit more cheeky around her.

 

[ZephrC]

To love a woman, and I don't mean on the physical sense, but really love her. A woman completes a man. Sure you can be strong, or intelligent, or both, but all that has no meaning if you don't have anyone to share it.

So you define yourself by who you're with instead of who you are? I think that makes you a real woman!

*ba-dum ching*

Seriously though, being a man is the combination owning a set of male genitalia and being an adult. Anything else is just other people telling you what they think you should be, which is bullshit and you should ignore it.

You have your right to disagree, but there was no need for that.

It was a joke. Lighten up.

 

[SavingPrincess]

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!

 

[Symplify]

When you first kill a man with you bare hands, then you have become a man. Then you are ready.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

To love a woman, and I don't mean on the physical sense, but really love her. A woman completes a man. Sure you can be strong, or intelligent, or both, but all that has no meaning if you don't have anyone to share it.

So you define yourself by who you're with instead of who you are? I think that makes you a real woman!

*ba-dum ching*

Seriously though, being a man is the combination owning a set of male genitalia and being an adult. Anything else is just other people telling you what they think you should be, which is bullshit and you should ignore it.

You have your right to disagree, but there was no need for that.

It was a joke. Lighten up.

Lighten up mode is on. All good =D

 

[Cody211282]

Last time I checked having a penis classified me as a man.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that's basically the only qualification.

I think you need a pair of balls as well.

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What is this? A Bloodhound Gang song I haven't heard, damn.

 

[ZephrC]

To love a woman, and I don't mean on the physical sense, but really love her. A woman completes a man. Sure you can be strong, or intelligent, or both, but all that has no meaning if you don't have anyone to share it.

So you define yourself by who you're with instead of who you are? I think that makes you a real woman!

*ba-dum ching*

Seriously though, being a man is the combination owning a set of male genitalia and being an adult. Anything else is just other people telling you what they think you should be, which is bullshit and you should ignore it.

You have your right to disagree, but there was no need for that.

It was a joke. Lighten up.

Lighten up mode is on. All good =D

Awesome!

 

[Requx]

You need a Y chromosome really, any tranny can get a penis, hell the clit is mini penis but the y chromosome is what makes us truly awesome

 

[JS ibanez]

what? no Old Spice commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGGy6qz5hXg&feature=related

 

[General Ken8]

So my girlfriend and her friend got in an argument about me being a "REAL" man. My girlfriend says that since I do not watch porn, do not dwell on sexual subjects much, and do not er...have some "alone time", I am what she classifies as a "REAL" man. Her friend insists that all guys should do exactly the opposite of what I do and should spend all the time with their girlfriend gawking at their tits. Of course, I look every now and then, but I'm not standing there STARING.

So, ladies and gents (but ladies especially), what "makeths the man"? A sex driven idiot? Or someone like me? Or what? And fellas, what do you say makes yourself a man?

I, also being fourteen years old with a girlfriend, agree with you

But as for what makes you a man, I'd say having the balls to do whatever you want regardless of what other people think. That's pretty much what I'm like, and I don't have any enemies, have never gotten into any physical brawls, and have a great group of friends

 

[Actual]

I think it has something to do with the genitalia you are born with. Im not sure though.

Last time I checked having a penis classified me as a man.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that's basically the only qualification.

Having a penis makes you a man, because that's what we call the condition of having a penis.

Everything else is just bullshit.

A functional set of male genitalia.

You are all wrong, by your definition, my dog is a man, Justin Bieber is a man. They are just male.

I was going to go through and quote everyone who said this but I got bored.

To be a man you must do all of this:

To be a real man you have to wake up and bench 500 pounds then drink a fifth. Then at lunch you single handedly beat 16 men in a bar fight and drink a bottle of Jack Daniels, you then run home make furious love with your partner and then drink a pint then groom your epic beard

but you must do it all wearing a suit.

 

[quiet_samurai]

When you take care of yourself and yours.