What NOT to do! EVER!

[hyperhammy]

What are some things you have done that you advice no one else to do?
For example: my dad tried to get a flame going by dumping fuel on the hot coals. As you might've been able to guess it blew up big time. It was awesome! No one was hurt.

 

[KaiRai]

Try to change a wheel on your car while drunk. It gets you arrested.

One thing you SHOULD try though, it pouring a little brandy on unlit charcoal, then light it. Gives the burgers a nice little zing.

 

[Skorpyo]

Don't try and work on your brakes with cheap tool sets.

You WILL break something important.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Don't jump off the top of a double decker bed because you think you can fly.

Seriously. Don't.

I have no idea what the hell I was thinking at the time

 

[hyperhammy]

Don't jump off the top of a double decker bed because you think you can fly.

Seriously. Don't.

I have no idea what the hell I was thinking at the time

HAHAHAHA I have also done that. I almost died.

 

[Daipire]

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like this.
Don't cha.

[sub][sub][sub]Yeah, I did go there[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Serioli]

When hanging from roof-rafters in a building site, don't make a swing-drop onto that piece of scaffolding. It's further than it looks...

 

[hyperhammy]

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like this.
Don't cha.

[sub][sub][sub]Yeah, I did go there[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Isn't it:
"don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't ya!"

 

[Harlemura]

Don't assume just because you think you can do something, you can do it.
Mega Man 10's normal mode sits there, laughing at me as a constant reminder of this. Seriously, I can't beat normal.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Never show your young child The Brave Little Toaster. It will haunt their dreams for the rest of their life.

 

[Ibanez887]

Never EVER go into or near the mosh pit for the Brutal band, The Baby Lottery. I did, and I got a minor concussion and a broken nose. It was fun though

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Never move a crock pot while it's on, that shit is painful.

Also, when using a bandsaw, don't lose track of your fingers.

 

[noble cookie]

Never wet your finger and then stick it in the freezer, just to see what would happen.

I was bored...and very, very stupid at the time.

Plenty of lulz ensued afterwards though.

 

[Flames66]

NEVER carve towards yourself with a knife, especially with a hard wood that you will likely slip off. It really makes a mess of your workshop and requires days with a dressing the size of a Banana on your finger.

 

[Mimssy]

Never let your friend coat their arm in hairspray and set it on fire. To be fair, I'd didn't think he would really do it.

Also, never eat the chili at Wendy's. I worked there in high sccool. It was... frightening.

 

[hyperhammy]

Oh I got another one.
NEVER put lighter fluid in the cap of your zippo and blow the flame to make a fireball.
It is awesome unless you put too much in it. Then it doesn't go out and you have to throw it in the sink.

 

[dex-dex]

when you friend says to you when you are slightly ( i use the term slightly very loosely)drunk that even though you threw up on that really hot guys's shoes that he wants you even more.

also when you parents tell you at six to not jump on the bed, don't do it ( you will hit your two front teeth, kill them and then have them taken out)
and once again at twelve tell you to keep your poles straight to do it. ( got my two front teeth knocked out once again with a ski pole.)

yeah i got a GREAT amount of luck with my two front teeth.

 

[sofrekinbored]

set someones iphone on fire

 

[hyperhammy]

set someones iphone on fire

???
You're going to have to explain this.