My brother was a victim of "go to this website and watch this video". One of his friends showed him two girls one cup. I laughed my ass off when I heard this.HarmanSmith said:
What NOT to do! EVER!
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Don't do bets while drunk. Because when you do they seem to "forget" because they were drunk.
"I don't remember that, therefore I don't owe you anything."
Fucking arsehole.
"I don't remember that, therefore I don't owe you anything."
Fucking arsehole.
Don't drink a pint of vodka in under two hours, even if it is your birthday. I don't remember what happened that night, I woke up in my car, freezing(it was february in ohio = usually very cold), I was scraped, bruised, hurt all over.
If your PS3 is being buggy, remember to eject your game. Mine YLOD'd and it still had Demons souls in it!
Never stick two straws into your nose and inhale a glass of cola. It'll fuck shit up.
Also, NEVER call that woman who looks pregnant fat... Or calling a woman with a tummy flab to be pregnant.
Also, NEVER call that woman who looks pregnant fat... Or calling a woman with a tummy flab to be pregnant.
Never have a full fledged fight with a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do/Parkour Expert in a stairwell after explaining to him how important the high ground is......
yeah that's happened to me before. My mates sprayed my arm a few times then while on fire one of the bastards sprayed some more.GRRRRRRR!mimssy said:
halfway through writing this i rembered it was deoderant.
My advice is don't put flamable substances on yourself when one of your more immature friends has fuel.
Never say never, oh shit I said it twice nevermind then. Damn 3 times
Hmm, never do the reject (a dance move) on concrete in football boots, you will break your ankle
Never stand on a spinny chair and spin near a cupboard, you will break your head
Never try your luck and army crawl in your classroom just because the sub is stupid, other teachers will walk in
Hmm, never do the reject (a dance move) on concrete in football boots, you will break your ankle
Never stand on a spinny chair and spin near a cupboard, you will break your head
Never try your luck and army crawl in your classroom just because the sub is stupid, other teachers will walk in
Oh, great, now I'm curious...a mad dodongo said:
OT: Never walk down a street with a group of friends all wearing camo gear. You get some wired looks.
Never put a Berocca tablet in your mouth - orange foam everywhere. It's like having tasty rabies.
/rage
That happened to me too, only with Arkham Asylum. Then the assholes at the electronics store said it'd cost less to buy another PS3 rather than have them repair it. After receiving the broken PS3 and forking out a few hundred for another, I had lost all of my save data and the dicks forgot to give me back the game they had pried out of the console. When asked, they said they couldn't remember where they put it. Basically, I had to fork out five hundred dollars and lose a good game and a year's worth of game progress because a light flashed yellow instead of green.Shadowfaze said:
/rage
Don't go to Harlem wearing a I hate N***ers sign.
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Also never snort baking soda.*hmmmm*
There are a lot of stuff you should never do. But I can't list all of them.
[sub](from die hard 3)[/sub]
Also never snort baking soda.*hmmmm*
There are a lot of stuff you should never do. But I can't list all of them.
Never set your xbox live microphone on fire, because you're pissed off at it being the fifth fucking one in a row that's broken. All you'll end up with is a nasty burn mark on your carpet and alot of people running around wondering where the electrical fire is.
