What to do if you ever come to.....

[brodie21]

If you come to Richmond, bring protection.

 

[DragonChi]

If you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to see lots of people pointing to their hands if you ask where the city they're located in is. We really do that.

If you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to be told exactly why Detroit is called Hockey Town, and nothing you say will make it otherwise.

If you ever come to Michigan, the Detroit Lions don't exist. Bringing them up is usually a bad idea.

If you ever come to Michigan, try Vernors. Best ginger ale ever.

And finally, if you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to turn right twice to make a left turn while driving in busy areas. You'll almost never be able to just turn left from the get go.

Also

If you ever come to Michigan, for gods sake never start an argument involving college football, we have enough of those already thank you.

If you ever come to Michigan, pray it's not in the winter unless you like snow, generally lots of it.

If you ever come to Michigan and you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes

That should just about sum it up.

LOL, wow, that's hilarious. is that state THAT bad!?

 

[Wafflestomper99]

If you ever come to Kansas...you'll realize Detroit, Florida, Chicago and most of the other places are better. But it's home...right?

 

[Glerken]

If you ever come to Indiana look forward to seeing loads of corn.

Lived in Indiana for two years... I hated it.

If you ever come to Arizona, bring an air conditioner.

 

[Ripshot]

If you come to Maryland, get crabs.

 

[reaper_2k9]

If you ever come to Indiana look forward to seeing loads of corn.

Lived in Indiana for two years... I hated it.

If you ever come to Arizona, bring an air conditioner.

Ahh you know my hell then.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

If you ever come to Ohio...

-you may not, for the entire duration of your stay, speak of anything that is not (American) Football.

-you must put on 20 lbs or so to fit in with the natives.

-trade in your current roadworthy car for a smokey rustbucket.

-you'll wish you'd gone to Nova Scotia instead.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

If you come to Baltimore, bring a kevlar vest and a gun.

 

[hamster mk 4]

If you ever come to San Diego...

Starve yourself for a day then eat Carne Asada Fries (unless you have a heart condition).

Don't go into the ocean without a wet suite. The beaches are warm, but the water comes from Alaska.

Drive like everyone is out to kill you (because they are).

 

[Irridium]

I'm not sure if this has been done before, I tried a search that came up with nothing so alls well

This is pretty simple, all you do is say to others is

"If you ever come to (your area/country) you should do ...../"

I'll start us off






If you ever come to Chicago, be prepared to have any basketball argument shut down with some form of "Jordan was the greatest player/The '93 bulls team yada yada yada"

If you ever come to Chicago, you should make fun of a White Soxs fan, 9/10 will cry

If you ever come to Chicago, come in the summer time, we call it the windy city for a reason

If you ever come to Chicago, know that Macy's is still Marshalls and The Willis Tower is still the Sears tower in our eyes

If you ever come to America, don't assume no one speaks the same language as you, no matter where you live, you will always bump into someone from the same exact country

Well I was going to do Chicago, but you already listed everthing I would have said... meanie...

Anyway, guess I'll go with Vermont:

If you ever come to Vermont, be prepared to see trees and mountains all the fucking time.
If you ever come to Vermont, remember that its capital doesn't have a McDonalds.
If you ever come to Vermont, be prepared to be bored out of your mind
If you come to Vermont, be prepared to use dial-up speed internet connections, because few places actually have a decent connection.
In Vermont, DSL is a great internet.

 

[Glerken]

If you ever come to Indiana look forward to seeing loads of corn.

Lived in Indiana for two years... I hated it.

If you ever come to Arizona, bring an air conditioner.

Ahh you know my hell then.

I do. I lived in a... small town.
It was horrific.

 

[ajb924]

If you ever come to arizona... Scratch that, don't come to Arizona...

 

[reaper_2k9]

If you ever come to Indiana look forward to seeing loads of corn.

Lived in Indiana for two years... I hated it.

If you ever come to Arizona, bring an air conditioner.

Ahh you know my hell then.

I do. I lived in a... small town.
It was horrific.

Borden enough said...

 

[Birras]

If you come to Texas, make sure you look like a white Christian.

If you come to Texas and its summer, don't go outside for more than ten minutes. (NOTE:Since I am used to the climate after years of broken air conditioners, I sometimes walk around town in a trenchcoat to trick the tourists. If you see me, do not be decived, it is hotter than the Sun.)

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

If you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to see lots of people pointing to their hands if you ask where the city they're located in is. We really do that.

If you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to be told exactly why Detroit is called Hockey Town, and nothing you say will make it otherwise.

If you ever come to Michigan, the Detroit Lions don't exist. Bringing them up is usually a bad idea.

If you ever come to Michigan, try Vernors. Best ginger ale ever.

And finally, if you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to turn right twice to make a left turn while driving in busy areas. You'll almost never be able to just turn left from the get go.

Also

If you ever come to Michigan, for gods sake never start an argument involving college football, we have enough of those already thank you.

If you ever come to Michigan, pray it's not in the winter unless you like snow, generally lots of it.

If you ever come to Michigan and you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes

That should just about sum it up.

LOL, wow, that's hilarious. is that state THAT bad!?

Bad? Well it breeds a certain species I'll tell you that much but, I like it here

 

[megapenguinx]

If you ever come to California, get used to shallow people.

Oh come on were not all that bad...we just hate people who arent as good looking as say...me?

Darn your beauty!

Got another one: If you ever come to northern California, get used to the smell of weed.

 

[megapenguinx]

Got another one: If you ever come to northern California, get used to the smell of weed.

Please warn people about your weather in july and august, its not made for shorts and t-shirts!

Good point.
If you ever come to northern California (and have gotten over the smell of weed), be prepared to have summer like weather in October and winter weather in July.

 

[TMAN10112]

If you ever come to New York....drive to Arthur Avenue and buy as many cannoli as you can possibly afford. It's the law.