Soylent Bacon said:*ACHOO*abrahamlincoln*ACHOO* *sniff*Matt King said:freedom?? *cough slavery cough*Soylent Bacon said:Oh, I don't know, we Americans only INVENTED FREEDOM.
BEDBATHANDBEYOND! Fuck yeah, fuck yeah...
Africa sold slaves to other countries, and all the other countries were all "well, if you're selling them..." and we sorta went with the flow, but then we were all "HEY! Wait a minute, These guys should be FREE n' shit!" so Abraham Lincoln had an epic battle with Stephen Douglas, the evil mastermind of slavery, and when he used his hat cannon to blow Douglas to smithereens, all the slaves' chains immediately broke off and everyone celebrated, except that douchebag racist John Wilkes Booth.
...and THAT'S how we freed all the slaves in the world, exactly as it's written in my history book.
but if you truly believed in freedom u would never have bought slaves and who did you free slaves from oh wait i know OTHER AMERICANS
AMERICAAAAA, FUCK YEAH!
yes you invented the theory but u didn't actually invent evolution that glory goes to goddrbarno said:but it order to discover it, you need to have made (another word for invent) the theory.Matt King said:it is impossible to invent it, you just discovered itdrbarno said:evolution.
beat that.
Croatia?Durgiun said:My country gave all of you dudes the necktie. A stylish add-on to your suit and a way to hang yourself. That's how fucked up my country is.
Oh come on... You can do better than that.Meestor Pickle said:Australia um...let me think...I'll say, dropbears?
Yeah, I went to the Coca-Cola Museum thing.Flamzeron said:We invented Coca-Cola where I come from (Georgia).
You seem smart so quick questionZanarch812 said:Scotland also predates the American FREEDOM, we also invented the manual lawn-mower, the Bank of England, the reaping machine, marmalade, fax machines, GOLF, Kelvins (Unit of Temp Measurement), the first cloned living Mammal, King Arthur (Excalibur one), the US Navy, Manly Ginger people, a cure for scurvy, telephones, James Bond, Halloween (the traditional bits), adhesive post stamps, artificial diamonds.Falconcry said:well i'm from scotland, we invented televison, so like we win the thread right?
just in case you want more:
first colour photo
produced the first model of electromagnatisim in 1864
radar
the adhesive postage stamp
logarithems
hypnotism
nobel gases
ultra sound scanner
MRI body scanner
penicillin
beta-blockers
the refrigerator
flush toilet
electric clock
ghillie suit
there's plenty more i've not even got on to food, i mean how about haggis and the world famous deep fried mars bar
And of cource, Whisky!