What would be the most random military conflict in the world?

[Acidoctor]

Finland Vs. Sweden

And the reason for the war would be ice hockey match.

 

[Bat Vader]

Ireland vs. Russia.

Reason for war: They hate each others accents.

 

[CakeDragon]

The entire world's Army vs the entire world's Navy...

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

I'd like to see South Africa vs. Germany. I'm not sure why, but I feel like it'd be a fun thing to watch

 

[Xhumed]

Latvia vs. SeaOrg...

 

[Player 2]

Vatican city vs Northern Ireland

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? Think it through. If you're going to pull out random countries, do it with some kind of finesse. Vanuatu declare war on Costa Rica as the first rung on their ladder towards total banana domination. If I was in the Bahamas, I'd be shitting myself.

No, not the UK, Northern Ireland. If I'd meant the UK then that's what I would have said.

 

[Pandalisk]

China Vs America

America Vs Britain

Ireland Vs Wales.

Didn't America and Britain fight twice already? The first being the revolutionary war and the second being the war of 1812 where America also fought Canada.

In the past yes, but as for the present it makes no sence to attack your European Fuck buddy, Rule 1. never hit yourself in the nuts.

obviously Britain slept with Russia and America god MAD!.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Wait... wouldn't that make the U.S.A. their battleground?

Exactly.

 

[Blackadder51]

Malta Vs Australia

 

[Nickolai77]

Ibiza versus Wake Island

 

[Jacobistheshiz]

No conflict at all. It's as random as it gets.

 

[SkylerRock]

North Pole versus Christmas Island

For years the nation of Santa has tolerated the upstart pretender of the Indian Ocean, but no more.

It's time to teach them the true meaning of Christmas.

COMING FALL 2009

Tis the season for action!

 

[Evil the White]

America vs superheroes.

The real story is Captian America is torn between who he should fight for.

 

[Ninja_X]

The United States vs Sealand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

Holy crap, that was funny to read.

 

[Layzor]

Wales vs Canada

 

[justnotcricket]

New Zealand vs. St Vincent and the Grenadines, because I'm pretty sure there is a decent proportion of the populations of both that don't even know the other exists! =P

 

[Kurokami]

Jamaica vs Africa or Russia

 

[Zenode]

The United States vs Sealand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

Holy crap, that was funny to read.

What i found funny is that in a way Germany invaded Sealand and claimed the territory :-D

 

[WeedWorm]

Ireland Vs anyone that isint Britain.