What Would Be Your Weapon Of Choice In The Zombie Apocalypse?

[CAPPINJACK]

A board with a nail in it.

 

[Gardenia]

Flamethrower. Zombies no liek fire.

But zombies no FEEL fire either. so in the 30 sec. to a minute (depends how fat they are) between catching fire and their brain overheating and bursting like an overripe passionfruit there is still chance of them getting to chow down. also flamethrowers are quite heavy so running away is difficult

But at least you will die in a big fiery ball of AWESOME!

 

[ssgt splatter]

The M249 SAW, Desert Eagle or deagle as some people call it, and a chainsaw for back up.
Oh and if it's in there, the AA-12 shotgun with the 20-round ammo clip.

 

[steevee]

I'f gunna say my fully upgraded pistol from Mass Effect, with 2 Frictionless rails (i think thats what they're called) and 1 Sledgehammer rounds, all at max level of course.
A pistol that never runs out of ammo, never overheats and can take a hole out of a zombie the size of my head.
Everything seems in order here.

 

[pigeonreaper]

...I hope you know I pack a chainsaw. I'll skin your ass raw.
Or, preferably, a squad of assault terminators.

 

[Aunel]

Yes, I know this is a repeted thread, but now that Zombieland came out not so long ago, I think it's time to open a new one(the last one was in March I think...)

and, to all you guys that will shout: "Shotgun!" without thinking. For the first, if feel sorry for your total lack of imagination and creativity(seriously, you could at least said 12 gauge pump-shotgun with lazer and add a picture or something). Second, you'll be the first to die when the number for increases to more than 8. Try realoding loose shells into your shotgun while you're running from zombies or holding off a zombie trying to eat your brain.

Sooo.... you're in a big gunshop(let's just say that every gun available is in there), and zombie apocalypse has started.
What will you choose?

The power of love
Or, more realistically...well, can we choose vehicles?

Fine with me, I'm sure you'll find whatever you need in the parkinglot...

In which case, I would take the Baneblade.

<spoiler=Hell to the yes>http://wh40k.lexicanum.de/mediawiki/images/c/c4/Baneblade_von_relic_u._thq.jpg


Unless it had to exist, in which case I don't really know.

yes, a huge tank in the parkinglot.

OT: a minigun that shoots rockets,
and the rockets explode with a huge explosion of yummy.
In simple words a automatic cookie mortar.

 

[0z0wen]

The medics suringe gun from TF2 and each suringe is filled with the cure to zombie cancer =D

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, in any normal circumstance of sudden zombie incursions, the best hand-held weapon is rated to be the crowbar. It isn't loud and it doesn't need ammo. But then...since we're not taking this entirely seriously, lemme cook up some funny answers.

Chainsaw Missles [http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/MagnusReaper/ChainsawMissle.jpg], for instance. Missles don't get more awesome than that.

K-9 [http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/MagnusReaper/K-9.jpg], because mobile computers with long-range scanners and a laser nose kick ass.

A ridiculously-armed 'low-profile' power-armor suit [http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/MagnusReaper/T-R37-2.jpg], Built to with futuristic materials and designed to withstand the vacuum of SPACE.
(Taken from Schlock Mercenary [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/]. Thank you, Howard.)

My own custom-designed Zaber Fang [http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/MagnusReaper/DevilRide.jpg], because high-octane super-mechs would end zombie apocalypse forever.

But this is still all trumped by one other thing... MEGAS! [http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/MagnusReaper/MEGAS.jpg]

 

[Chris^^]

KILLDOZER!

and the machete on top of my wardrobe =)

 

[CosmicCommander]

Most likely my revolver in Borderlands, the DL300 Chimera Blaster.


The DL300 Chimera Blaster possesses an extremely high fire rate, and a large magazine to boot (12 bullets), it has a pearl handle, and an accelerated barrel, hurling bullets at enemies, ripping off their heads in a single shot. It also has a 100% chance to cast a random element, sometimes employing corrosive damage, others incendiary, shock, and explosive.

As this on to superb straight Titan-steel barrel, making every shot hit it's exact mark, and increasing durability by 800%, you get a truly awesome weapon against the undead.

 

[IamQ]

Spoiler

Aww, yeah.

 

[GrinningManiac]

The Search Ba---

Okay Okay...

Uh...it really depends on what kind of zombie it is.

Slow-movers = Flamethrower

Fast-movers...I'm probably screwed, So I'll say a Bow and unlimited arrows, just for badassery...and a freakin' axe with barbed wire wrapped around it

 

[Evil grim123]

Spoiler

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[stonethered]

serious; bat + semi-automatic rifle, any kind

silly; ark of the covenant, wrath of god in a fashionable, reusable, semi-portable package. and a blindfold, protection from the above

 

[A13X T3h NubCak3]

Being serious, I live in England and would have to go to a military complex to get my hands on a gun.
and a very boring realisation is All id be able to use is a Glock and an MP5...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A Scrin mothership, or a fully manned zombie free Deathstar.
Or as I said in of previous topics, where I assumed the zombie appocalyps is my doing: My army of zombies (without whom there wouldn't be a zombie apocalyps (Yes, my army of zombies is currently recruting, so sign up before all positions are filled!)).

 

[Steambroom]

The COG-Lancer, and if I run out of bullets, they'd wish I hadnt.

 

[GBlair88]

Second, you'll be the first to die when the number of zombies increases to more than 8.

Ho ho my friend, I give you the AA 12 automatic shotgun with a 32 round drum: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atchisson_Assault_Shotgun

But since they are pretty hard to get a hold of in the UK, I shall have to settle for my knife: http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv218/GBlair88/DSC00062.jpg?t=1256664951

Edit: Though now I've actually read some of this thread, I now know these two weapons have already been mentioned. But stuff it, any excuse to show off my big knife without getting arrested.

 

[dontreallyknow]

why would you think it,s time to open a new one.

there are 12 at least, can't you go read those?

SEARCH BAR, THERE IS ONE OF THESE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY!

It's getting really annoying now.

OT: A god damn bastard sword and shield... You know it'd be awesome.

You don't know the half of it. I don't really understand it either. One guy had the idea, then BAM! Everyday, theres at least 2

I see now that there is one thread(23. oct) quite resently about the same thing, and I'm sorry I havn't used the search bar good enough.

The problem with old threads is that nobody reads them(there are exceptions). there's no fun or intrest in posting on a old thread, that's like saying your opinion of something after everyone has left the room.

And, people's meanings can change(this thread is not a good example), so you can't go around shouting: "search bar!" on every thread that something similar was posted a couple of mounths ago(unless it's a question, in that case, use the search bar and find an old thread)

why did you even come to this thread? If you are tired of zombie threads and stuff, don't click on them. It's easy, just ignore them, and let the people that still enyoy zombies read it. you don't come to a tennis meating and complain about that it's so repetative and boring if you play football(then you're a duche). (I'm not directing this towards you, but english misses the word I would like to use... it's similar to "one", like: "one can't do that without sounding like a duche". It sounds bad in English...)

finally, this is my second thread, and I'm still learning...