What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?

[Aesir23]

Bear spray, bungee cords, lighter fluid, butane lighter or wood matches, a ski mask, sunglasses, and awesome black trenchcoat.

That is what I would buy in order to obtain that "Wtf" look.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I remember buying some completely random things once and the cashier was like ...
Chocolate, a razor, batteries, strawberry sauce, a carton of juice and chapstick.

 

[twistedmic]

I think this would be funny and would work best at a Costco or Sam's Club (or any other bulk shopping store). Get a box of foam cups (8oz or 10 oz would be best), a large container of kool-aid mix, one or two large punch bowls and a variety of pesticides and weed killers.

 

[arcticphoenix95]

rat poison, wood matches, a bottle of whisky, a handkerchief, some duct tape, and.............oh, some ketchup.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Some plastic bags, vaseline, and a family-sized bag of Cheetos.

 

[Itzqoatl]

for starters id buy an ant farm, then a funnel. followed by lube, burn creme, and yeast infection creme. followed up with a parenting magazine, and baby oil. oh and a 4ft tall pikachu, just incase.

 

[Yureina]

Nothing. If i'm going to be that embarassed to buy something, i'd rather order it through the mail or get someone else to get it for me.

But, to contribute to the thread, I guess it would be the amount of drinks that I buy at a time. Water and Diet Dr. Pepper isnt special, but it becomes that way when you buy as much as I do.

 

[TheTim]

Well me and my best friend both bought condoms at the same time (2 different boxes!)
and the cashier lady thought we were gay together so she asked how long we've been together.

most awkward moment of my life

OT:
a five hour energy
hefty bags
butter
one of those playboy female passion sex enhancers
and a pregnancy test.

 

[the_tramp]

Actually, my penchant for buying incredibly violent and disturbing movies has led to a few odd looks.

I'll never forget when I got the film August Underground on DVD, when the fresh faced cashier asked me what it was about, and I told her. She went very quiet.

THANK YOU! Bloody hell I've been trying to remember that films for years. I saw it about 4-5 years ago on one of those film-streaming websites and it was the only film (other than its sequels) on the website that had a "Warning, contains extreme violence" or something like that.

 

[Karlaxx]

Matches, bologna, cottage cheese, and condoms.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

A nice way to do this is to go down each aisle in the store and select one item from each place.

My greatest combination ever:

One tin Heinz spaghetti in Tomato Sauce
One pack of dried apple bits
One 24 pack of condoms in various flavours
A 16 pack of toilet roll
Gerbil food
A carton of eggs
Raspberry jam
6 pack of Lucozade
3 litres of Apple cider
1 litre of vanilla ice-cream

All bought (deliberately) while in the company of two guy friends, all of us dressed rather flamboyantly in various shades of neon. The cashier could barely even speak to tell us how much it all cost. (One of my friends spent the entire time with his arm round my waist as well, which I think enhanced the effect.)

 

[theSovietConnection]

Ski mask, assault rifle, ammunition, black clothing, and a case of Hulk Hogan Hulkster Cheeseburgers

 

[Brad Shepard]

Condoms, red bull, a flare gun, and a copy of the Matrix.

Thank you scrubs.

 

[zombiestrangler]

A couple friends of mine actually were planning this shit a couple weeks ago.
They came up with:
2 bunches of bananas
a bottle of syrup
a dildo
a can of beans
a box of nails
a can of tennis balls
a naughty nurse costume
3 bottles of cough syrup
a Butterfinger
a box of tampons
water balloons
and a bunch of other crap I can't remember.
I'm kinda wishing they'd do it just to freak the clerk out.

 

[Arisato-kun]

My friends and I went to Dollar Tree one time and bought a bottle of lube and two cake pans. Imagine the possibilities.

 

[Krion_Vark]

A spool of thread, Lighter Fluid, 3 Barbies, 2 Mr Potatoes heads, a thing of Hershey's chocolate syrup, a pool noodle, a box of 200 Paintballs and a box of condoms.

 

[Se7enUpMustang]

Cat food, condoms, peanut butter and a whole chicken

 

[lacktheknack]

A pregnancy test and a coat hanger. And you're a guy.

Or, less offensively, buy bread, sausage, mustard, mayonaise, tomatoes, rat poison, and a shovel.

 

[gigastrike]

Hydrogen peroxide, rubber cement, baking soda, a book of matches, some bobby pins, and some aluminum foil.