What would you do as a moderator?

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A random person

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Mostly I'd be rather laid back, but I'd instantly ban blatant trolls (i.e people who post goatse or that troll-man guy) and be rather harsh on people who are generally jerks, even if their individual posts aren't quite probation/suspension/ban-worthy.

Now that I think of it, I wouldn't be all that laid back.
 

Assassin Xaero

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Stop all those stupid threads people start about themselves for spending more time here and commenting on everything, unlike most people. Besides that, not much. I'm a mod on another site and I don't really do anything.
 

1gremlyn1

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Try to do a proper job, then start banning people arbitrarily, then get bored and give up.
 

GrinningManiac

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I'D BAN EVERYONE

That way, noone could ever say anything nasty or that prompted disagreement

I'd slam the doors shut, and have all the new videos to myself!

BWAHAHHAAAAAA
 

FactualSquirrel

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Well, I would lock this thread due to it's slight implications....

I would lock all threads to do with: MW2, Zombies, Best game quotes, Best quotes, etc.
 

AC Medina

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Another good idea:

Develop a *Mod's Choice* type tag that they could assign to threads with particularly interesting ideas/discussions going on to reward them for delving a little deeper than "What games did you get this Christmas?"

It would be a way to counter the fact that the threads with hundreds of responses are the ones that require no thought, or opinion, or even reading what people have said before you, to answer.
 

Earthbound Engineer

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TimeLord said:
OT: I would restrict ZP videos from being able to be posted on for 20min after they are uploaded
That would eliminate most moderator wrath that is brought down upon newer members [and Furburt].

I would scour the forums for days, banning every single person that uses Aim Talk frequently in his/her posts.
 

The Rockerfly

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I would perma ban everyone that says Halo is the worst game ever or makes a thread about it thinking their opinion is new and original.
 

ace_of_something

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Captain Schpack said:
What would you do if given the power to mod?
a poor job. Shit would get out of control. I don't think I have the attention span to scan threads for badness. I wouldn't have the patience to wade through 'report button' spam.
 

cyber_andyy

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I'd actually leave notes saying why a user was put on probation/suspended/banned in the offending post's, id also try and add notes to help prevent that action being taken.

However, I'd also have no problems in banning people, whilst wearing my moderators sash and badge, I will a trusty but fair wielder of the banhammer

*hint hint* :p
 

Haunted Serenity

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Kill Maim Burn! Wait no. Actually use my powers aganist the few i have grudges against and think should be long gone but somehow stay around. Then do my job correctly.
 

Earthbound Engineer

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AC Medina said:
Another good idea:

Develop a *Mod's Choice* type tag that they could assign to threads with particularly interesting ideas/discussions going on to reward them for delving a little deeper than "What games did you get this Christmas?"

It would be a way to counter the fact that the threads with hundreds of responses are the ones that require no thought, or opinion, or even reading what people have said before you, to answer.

[HEADING=1]HAAAAAAAY MAN WTF IZ RONG XMAS POSTZ, R U LIEK A FUKIN ATEIS R SUMTHIN?????!!!!1[/HEADING]

[sub]User was put on probation for: WAT GAMEZ DID U GET 4 XMAS CUZ I WUZ ON XBOX LIV N EVRY1 SAID DEY GOTT MW2 N DATZ WAT I GOT 2 SO WAT DID U GET 4 XMAS!!!111 LOL (7 days)[/sub]
 

Twilight_guy

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Okay let's see here, you banned, your banned, your banned, you... definitely banned, banned, banned, that guy... banned, ban here, ban there, ban, ban, banned, super banned, double banned, ban, banned, several more bans, banned, banned, ban, ban, ban hammer, ban, banned, banned, ban, you all are banned, ban ban, okay that's everybody, self-ban. My work here is done.
 

AC Medina

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punkhead58 said:
AC Medina said:
Another good idea:

Develop a *Mod's Choice* type tag that they could assign to threads with particularly interesting ideas/discussions going on to reward them for delving a little deeper than "What games did you get this Christmas?"

It would be a way to counter the fact that the threads with hundreds of responses are the ones that require no thought, or opinion, or even reading what people have said before you, to answer.

[HEADING=1]HAAAAAAAY MAN WTF IZ RONG XMAS POSTZ, R U LIEK A FUKIN ATEIS R SUMTHIN?????!!!!1[/HEADING]

[sub]User was put on probation for: WAT GAMEZ DID U GET 4 XMAS CUZ I WUZ ON XBOX LIV N EVRY1 SAID DEY GOTT MW2 N DATZ WAT I GOT 2 SO WAT DID U GET 4 XMAS!!!111 LOL (7 days)[/sub]
*is a "fukin ateis," but that's beside the point
 

Dorian

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I would shed tears of joy, then immediately send warnings to any new user who do one-worded posts.
And probate the elder members doing it.

Pisses me off SO much....