What would you do if Cthulu came?
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bring out my ballistic knife. and jump down his throat and then epic music starts and the cedits roll, and then call on the power of chuck norris prime ( optimus prime and chiuck norris combined
My head would explode, because no human being could ever look upon Cthulhu and live, for the human mind is not capable of comprehending his sheer existence or presence.
So yeah, I would instantly die because he's too fucking awesome to have me looking at him.
So yeah, I would instantly die because he's too fucking awesome to have me looking at him.
I would summon another eldrich abomination and watch them battle to the death, hopefully they won't set aside their differences and slaughter humanity together because then there would be only one thing to do, hide under the table.
Well, that's got nothing to do with it if you get right down to it. And seeing as he heralds the other Old Ones we'd be royally screwed.emeraldrafael said:
And ofcoure he's not that scary in the game. Read the books!
And in the theoretical event that he'd be real and then rise from the depths... I don't think he'd care who you worship or not. He is afterall a cosmic horror so vast and terrifying that he makes anyone who looks at him feel so insignificant that they go insane.
All there in the books. Good books too.
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Now if Nyarlahotep came around... Scale of 1-10, how screwed do you guys think we'd be?
See if someone could summon another old-one, like Hastur, to do eternal battle with C'thulu (and yes, I know I am cursed for uttering his name).
Either that, or since reality has already been breached, get both Sparda (a being so powerful that he can take your power from you by striking your name from you. No, really) and pretty much all of the girls from Touhou, who, while looking like girls, pretty much are all eldritch sbominations ability-wise (ex: Yukari Yakumo, Yokai (demon) of the Boundries, Borders, and Gaps. Like the Boundry of life and death, the border of heaven and hell, a gap between "here" and "there," etc).
Either that, or since reality has already been breached, get both Sparda (a being so powerful that he can take your power from you by striking your name from you. No, really) and pretty much all of the girls from Touhou, who, while looking like girls, pretty much are all eldritch sbominations ability-wise (ex: Yukari Yakumo, Yokai (demon) of the Boundries, Borders, and Gaps. Like the Boundry of life and death, the border of heaven and hell, a gap between "here" and "there," etc).
I can't believe that no-one has been immature enough to say this.
"What would you do if Cthulu came?"
SWIM FOR MY LIFE!
Yeah...I'm pathetic.
"What would you do if Cthulu came?"
SWIM FOR MY LIFE!
Yeah...I'm pathetic.
you are phsycic!Dott said:And fail miserably as you realise that you cannot kill a god with a knife, and least of all with the power of a retarded cowboy and a truck that transforms into a gay robot?NAHTZEE said:
Way to go!
Idd. You need a steamboat for that.Dott said:And fail miserably as you realise that you cannot kill a god with a knife, and least of all with the power of a retarded cowboy and a truck that transforms into a gay robot?NAHTZEE said:
Way to go!
Wild Cthulhu appears!
Go, Steamboat!
Steamboat uses Ram.
It's super effective!
Wild Cthulhu falls asleep.
Steamboat wins!
Steamboat gains 100xp!
Steamboat evolves into Battleship!
