"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

They would eat some Frootloops, which are clearly superior.

If you were driving on a foggy night, you would hit...

Oh, and I just realised, I was talking about a see through jar. Looks like thats the end for you Spartan Banana. =P

 

[Khedive Rex]

An ancient forgotten ruin which hides unbelievable power. And my car would crush it.

What would TPBM do if they woke up to find that gravity has been reversed?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Steal a zeppelin and put wheels on it to drive around.

If the department of Homeland security in USA deemed TPBM as untrustworthy and highly dangerous, they would...

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

Not make a big deal out of it.

If TPBM just happened to believe that masturbating killed kittens...

 

[Ultrajoe]

Then id feel more guilty about killing them the regular way

If TPBM woke up with swords for arms

 

[kiltmanfortywo]

He would give awesome high fives.


If the person behind me woke up with the ability to spit fire and fart lightning...

 

[stompy]

... he would binge on baked beans and Coke.

If TPBM work up with an evil Russian accent, they would...

 

[The_Heretic]

Begin to run around screaming FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!
If the next person woke up in bed with a german hooker that didnt speak english they would..

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

Play with a flower.

If the next person would like to try something new, they would...

 

[Xhumed]

learn to ride a unicyle

if TPBM were to suddenly catch fire, they would...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

run headlong into the petrol and natural gas factory, looking for help.

If the next person were to wake up as Adam West, they would....

 

[The_Heretic]

He would use Adam West's awesome voice to convince anyone to do anything
If the next person woke up with a pancake on their face they would...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

he would say "Who made breakfast" before walking into the kitchen to eat the said pancake.

If the next person found themselves inside a white padded cell they would....

 

[Johnn Johnston]

bounced around repeatedly, not questioning why they were in the cell. Just enjoying the moment.

If the next person woke up with their lower jaw missing...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

he would think "Am I Darth Malak?"

If the next person found themselves the driver of an out of control semi....

 

[Johnn Johnston]

they would continue to enjoy the moment.

If the next person hears one more PS3 fanboy whining about FFXIII...

 

[The_Heretic]

He would crack said fanboy across the jaw with the nearest blunt object
If the next person woke up with a bowl of soup on their chest the would...

 

[Specialist1924]

Be expecting one hell of a hangover to kick in soon.

If the next person woke up with a superpower...

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

They would end up like Hancock, albeit the terrible plot twist.

If the next person created a new way to basically say TPBM, they would use this to...