"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

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M0rp43vs

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Every single person on this forum, and if there wasn't enough time? he'd wait for the next

If the next person woke up and games and the internet no longer exist...
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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They would see to it that the world burned for its crimes against... something, the person by this point has lost their sanity by now.

The next person, realising vampires are awsome, decides that he has to do...
 

000Ronald

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murder the next person he sees, and drink their blood.

If the next person was attacked by a psychopath who wanted to drink their blood, they would...
 

Ultrajoe

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JESUS CHRIST MY GROIN IS COLLAPSING INTO A BLACK HOLE!!!!, LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR SOME IRONIC DEATHS!!!!

if TPBM could have any weapon...
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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I would definately defend myself with a banana. (moreso a Monty Python reference, not Scary Movie)

The most nutricious part of a human being is defined by the next person as...
 

Johnn Johnston

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...something which is tasty, high in fibre and energy, and disgusting!

If the next person woke up facing a horse's severed head...
 

Specialist1924

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...they'd hope they weren't dreaming of making out with a beautiful chick...

If the next person woke up reliving the same day as before (i.e. 'Groundhog's Day')
 

Johnn Johnston

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...they would hope that they didn't look like Tom Hanks.

If the next person woke up in a hospital bed, they would...
 

Reasonable Doubt

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Say "Holy shit what did my son do to me now?"

If the next person woke to see they were captured by a village of beautiful cannibal woman...
 

Reasonable Doubt

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he would say "free trip to New York For the Win" before walking towards the nearest airport.

If the next person woke up to find themselves inside the stomach of a T-Rex and still alive...
 

Specialist1924

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...they would use the many tools on their Swiss Army Knife to cut, saw, corkscrew, file, snip, stab, and pound their way out.

If the next person woke up in a strange, dark alley without their keys, wallet/purse, phone, or other valuables..
 

stompy

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Specialist1924 said:
If the next person woke up in a strange, dark alley without their keys, wallet/purse, phone, or other valuables..
They would start a quest in order to obtain their identity, inardvertantly saving the world in the process.

If the next person woke up in a war zone, they would...
 

Ultrajoe

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Be scared shitless and get the hell out of there.

If TPBM had a giant mecha to drive...
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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They would run out of fuel, and be shot down.

The next person walks through a door, and finds themselves in Mirrors Edge. The door locks behind them, and the person must escape by...
 

stompy

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The_Toe_Bighter98 said:
They would run out of fuel, and be shot down.

The next person walks through a door, and finds themselves in Mirrors Edge. The door locks behind them, and the person must escape by...
...seeing a building, running, jumping, miscalculating and falling to go 'splat' onto the pavement.

The the next person woke up and was told their princess is in another castle, they would...
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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Torture Toad until they learned exactly which castle she was in.

If the next person decided to take a walk, something would...