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go out swinging. I might not survive, but if I can kill 2, or 5, or 10 of these bastards, thats that many less for the others to clean up later.
romero's zombies were semi-intelligent and fast, right? Like original dawn of the dead they could remember how to get into the secret door after dying, so they had bits of brain still working.
romero's zombies were semi-intelligent and fast, right? Like original dawn of the dead they could remember how to get into the secret door after dying, so they had bits of brain still working.
Drop the shotgun for a start, its just a noisy, noble token gesture-you lot can mooch around showing how hard and uncompromising you are before you get munched, I for one like breathing.
If its an alleyway you can climb up to the roof by planting both hands on one wall then bringing both feet up onto the rear wall, so your wedged. Then 'walk' to the top- if you aren't physically fit enough to do this then you're screwed, but there's natural selection for you I suppose. We used to get onto our school roof using this method. Fuck knows why - oh yeah, computer games were crap back then, thats why.
If its an alleyway you can climb up to the roof by planting both hands on one wall then bringing both feet up onto the rear wall, so your wedged. Then 'walk' to the top- if you aren't physically fit enough to do this then you're screwed, but there's natural selection for you I suppose. We used to get onto our school roof using this method. Fuck knows why - oh yeah, computer games were crap back then, thats why.
The originals were quite slow actually and they couldn't remember their past lifes.kiltmanfortywo said:
Although the newer ones are pretty damn smart (Land of the Dead)
The drink in me wants to loudly proclaim 'In urr butt!'manaman said:
But alas, I shall refrain. Best Buy?
But what about the guy who dies in the mall and then breaks into the secret wall. did he remember it or sense it?Papopapo456 said:
If there is a dumpster that means that the ally way would probably be your standard 7 to 10 foot affair, there is no way your climbing the walls the way you said, and even if you could, stretching your body in the manner for any sort of hight would bring you high enough to wear you out and then the fall would kill you.MiserableOldGit said:
I totally forgot that scene, but that's on the remake (I think). In the original they were pretty damn stupidkiltmanfortywo said:
No no no no no! That was the original, not the remake. They were in the mall, the guy is giving the girl helicopter lessons, attracts a bike gang, goes out to solve a problem, turned zombie, breaks into secret wall, people try to escape, yadda yadda yadda...
Then I don't know what happened (I can't recall that scene, oh well I'll have to watch that movie again)kiltmanfortywo said:
wtf?! youd still be eaten xDPapopapo456 said:
Also I would push the dumpster longways if i could, forcing the zombies into a bottleneck and that should help with it - the shell would kill more than one
I survived! (and id run off before the sperm whale flattened me)
Best buy huh? To bad they don't sell chainsaws. The world would be so much more convenient if chainsaws where sold everywhere. I guess Wal Mart will still have to be my one stop apocalypse shop. Guns, ammo, power tools, a garden section, furniture for barricades, and more processed junk food then a man could ever eat in soon be considerably shortened life.la-le-lu-li-lo said:
The scenario isn't very clear. How many zombies are we talking? A dozen? A hundred? That makes a pretty big difference in my decision. I can club a a dozen shambling zombies with no instincts of self preservation but my strength would inevitably wane. If there was any reasonable hope, even a fools hope I'd certainly be willing to make the attempt.
If we are literally talking "shoulder to shoulder as far as the eye can see" then there is literally no legitimate hope of making it out of there alive and the question becomes simply how would you rather die - via point blank shotgun blast or via mastication. I'm pretty sure the former is probably a better way to go.
If we are literally talking "shoulder to shoulder as far as the eye can see" then there is literally no legitimate hope of making it out of there alive and the question becomes simply how would you rather die - via point blank shotgun blast or via mastication. I'm pretty sure the former is probably a better way to go.
You are in an alley with a hundred hungry zombies about five meters away from you, there's a big wall of bricks behind you and there's a dumpster to your left side. You aren't tired but a bit scared.Eclectic Dreck said:
I hope that helped.
I'd get a black office worker, a war veteran, a macho tough guy, and an attractive chick to fight the zombies. Then I would use a nude mod on the chick and I forgot where I was going with this.
If I'm properly understanding what he's advocating, it's actually one of the easiest ways to scale a structure as you have the opportunity to rest regularly. The problem is, there is a very small width in which this trick works. If the two structures are further apart than arms width, it obviously won't work for most anybody. If it's too close together (say slightly wider than shoulder width) again you run into problems.RavingPenguin said:
I've personally used such a trick to climb to the top of a three story structure (because I'm an idiot) and while in pretty good shape I'm nowhere near peak physical condition. Of course, where I live, alleys are significantly wider than this and usually have some means of escape anyhow (i.e. climb a fence, fire escapes etc).