What's the deal with Snake?

[m_jim]

Snake's straight but he's kind of a pervert. Check out MGS 2. If you use the directional mic while you are supposed to be protecting Emma with the sniper rifle, you can hear Snake make some rather inappropriate remarks about Otacon's underage sister.

 

[Melaisis]

O LOOK A GAY JOKE! TIM BUCKLEY STRIKES RITE ON TARGET ONCE AGAIN! HIIIIILARIOUS!

Sorry, I just felt there weren't many cliché anti-CAD sentiments in this thread, so I opted to restore the balance before moving to actually make a proper post.

Anyway, yeah, prejudices aside; he isn't gay. The infamous locker sequence in the Tanker at the start of MGS2, mixed with the comments he makes to himself about Emma crossed with the platonic relationship he has with Meryl reaffirms that Snake is in fact, very straight.

Not that it really matters anyway, but regardless.

 

[VRaptorX]

Though to be honest.....there should be a gay baddass in gaming. You beat an entire game with this guy that makes Duke Nukem look like a little girl and the plot twist after the credits is, "he's gay." It would be Samus Aran all over again.

 

[Razzle Bathbone]

The super-hot femme fatale spy is taking off her coverall and Snake is busy modifying his aweseome new handgun.

See, to Snake, women aren't nearly as awesome as guns and vehicles and killin' stuff.

Snake is so straight he's gay.

 

[DaMunky89]

*gestures to VRaptorX's post* That is the single most awesome thing I've ever heard. Somebody needs to do that.

 

[VRaptorX]

*gestures to VRaptorX's post* That is the single most awesome thing I've ever heard. Somebody needs to do that.

why thank you.

 

[Dectilon]

Though to be honest.....there should be a gay baddass in gaming. You beat an entire game with this guy that makes Duke Nukem look like a little girl and the plot twist after the credits is, "he's gay." It would be Samus Aran all over again.

Venom in Guilty Gear for example : )

 

[JakubK666]

Dunno about Snake but Freeman appears really gay to me. He has a hot chick following him for three games and he hasn't fucked her yet.Seriously what the hell!

 

[Tread184]

Well as far as freeman goes, I definitely don't think he's gay. I mean, damn right he should tear Alyx's ass up (lmao) but when has he had any sort of chance to do so? lol
I'd comment on Snake, but I never played a single game, but if I had to say, hes pretty fuckin' straight.