What's the deal with Snake?

[Yan-Yan]

That phrase always did conjure up the most amusing images in my head.

Ka-chow!

 

[[HD]Rob Inglis]

Samus is a woman if you haven't yet figured it out.

 

[diereds]

No, Hideo Kojima's insane, though. Anyway, Snake has the hots for Meryl. Why else would he be wearing her dog tags in the second game? Everyone thinks Raiden's either a chick or a fairy, though.

Kojima, while we can question his sanity is none the less a genius.

As for Raiden, I agree on the argument "Raiden is clearly a lesbian".

 

[Kellsan]

Then it's agreed.

Raiden is a lisbian.

And snake is a tough weirdo.

Sounds about right.
Course far as I can tell Snake is not gay, MGS kind of solidifies this point by his flirting with Mei-Ling (who I really missed in MSG2, cameo not withstanding), his attraction to Meryl, and the way he was so...focused on Meryls bouncy butt,
The otakon/snake ending in MSG did raise an eyebrow, but then bear in mind otakon had a thing for Sniper Wolf (cant blame him, boow shikka bow wow), and in that ending both he and snake had had their love interests killed. That kind of thing leaves a guy a bit jaded.
Raiden.....so not going to throw more fuel into that fire, just sayin there better not be a n option to shot him in MSG4 or he is dogfood.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Sanke: Hey, is that Will Young over there!?
Raiden What!? (looks)Hey, that's not-(dies as bullets enter virtually every major organ and appendage on bady.)

 

[Melty Blood]

And Bridget is a guy...

Bridget is a TRAP

 

[Crooklyn Banks]

Has anyone played MGS and got attacked by the Huskies? You noice that go right for the balls, clearly showing that Snake isn't gay, but clearly into animals.

 

[mechalynx]

Snake must for ever overcompensate for his name that sounded like a pr0n reject.

 

[Marriot]

I'm about to walk through a pit of starving polar bears covered in seal guts... but I dare ask the question.

Is Snake from MGS... homosexual?

I admit, I've never played a MGS game before but watched my friends play many-a-hour on it. I appriciat the sheer awesomeness of Snake but a lot of circulation is going about that he is gay. While it doesn't change my image on him in the slightest I was wondering if this was true.

What led me to these deductions:
Ctrl Alt Del
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20080315
and Metal Gear Awesome 1 and 2 had a lot of Gay jokes spread around about him. Also I hear you 'groap' peoples balls in number 4.

Is there an explination for these? Is he homosexual? Or am I about to be eaten by the polar bears of the internet?

Are we talking about solid or naked snake here? Naked snake wasnt gay he was obviously turned on by EVA. But in MGS4 the "grope" balls part is a search not the old fashioned shake down by aiming a gun at the enemy soldiers balls also snake in MGS4 grabs the enemy's balls to make a knockout squeeze

 

[Daegen]

You wanna talk GAY characters, try Jack Carver of Farcry. If the shirt wasn't a giveaway, his hatred towards the only female on the island could be some damning evidence... There's this hot chick standing in front of him, glistening wet, and he doesn't ONCE honk her tits like a clown's nose. And I've seen the way he stares at Doyle... Carver wants some brotherly lovin on his tropical vacation.

That has to be some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. Also,I agree

 

[sipe]

fucking retard...
it's like scrubsnow he brought up scrubs in a MSG thread, let's not listen to this retard...) "It's not becouse I've got the name Johnny tattooed on my but, We where old naivy friends and if you go though what we went thought you'd understand."
Things happens in wars that really can bring men toghether or tear em apart. So the relationships between the characters can be a little of, though every homophobic on this thread is a little off...
Accept em as they accept u...

 

[Anarchemitis]

I think Purplerain shot himself in the foot with this thread.
Otherwise, I have no opinion. Don't care for MGS.

 

[PurpleRain]

Are we talking about solid or naked snake here? Naked snake wasnt gay he was obviously turned on by EVA. But in MGS4 the "grope" balls part is a search not the old fashioned shake down by aiming a gun at the enemy soldiers balls also snake in MGS4 grabs the enemy's balls to make a knockout squeeze

How many Snakes can there be? I thought the one in number three was different? I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
And 'knockout squeeze'?! Painful much?

I think Purplerain shot himself in the foot with this thread.
Otherwise, I have no opinion. Don't care for MGS.

POLAR BEARS ATTACK!

Shooting myself there was a bad way to escape. Why did I do that!