What's the deal with Snake?

[Kukakkau]

i think people call him gay because of the repeatedly picking up and dropping of bodies for items (looks like buttsecks)
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=48

also someone mentioned having a gay badass - what about vamp? sucks mens blood and snake even says "that homesexual creep" so i guess snakes straight + meryl relationship mentioned

 

[VRaptorX]

i think people call him gay because of the repeatedly picking up and dropping of bodies for items (looks like buttsecks)
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=48

also someone mentioned having a gay badass - what about vamp? sucks mens blood and snake even says "that homesexual creep" so i guess snakes straight + meryl relationship mentioned

But Vamp was stupid (like all the MGS2 bosses. Come on...fatman?)

 

[diereds]

Well, for the MGS2 gay rumors, that was Raiden. Who seems to be making up for his preformance in MGS4.

As for Snake being gay, he's not programed that way, if you play MGS you'll pick up that plot over and over again. Snake is a soilder, not a person. He was cloned and raised to fight, nothing else.

 

[Break]

Seriously, did you see Otacon? Raiden? Vogin? Sokolov? Ivan? All these people show traits of homosexuality, while you pick the one that doesn't show any traits. In fact Snake falls in love with Meryl, destroys a fucking huge Metal Gear (equipped with gun turrets lazors and more) with his bear fists clutching little hope with a missile launcher and the voice of David Hayter dripping from his lips! How can you get any more testosterone filled than that? Also because of a lack of processing power HE DOES IT ALL WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT!

I'm kind of wondering where the logic is behind "he's manly, so he's not gay". You're usually smarter than that.

Besides, Raiden's sexuality is a moot point, what with the girlfriend and all. It's made quite clear that Raiden is a lesbian.

 

[Razzle Bathbone]

Snake is cardboardboxsexual.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2394728/1/Torn

 

[Rolling Thunder]

You are all slightly deranged..... but seriously, why the fuck does it matter?


Or are some of you trying to hide something?

 

[Alphavillain]

If he was gay I'd give it to him. Not a helpful or intellectually stimulating input, but accurate nonetheless. "Poll: Would you have gay sex with Snake?"

 

[Alphavillain]

yes i think we all would because even if he was gay, he would still be arguably the coolest and most influencial games charecter in history.

But no to the "sex with snake" question, he'd cut you'er throut after he was done.

(Joking)

That's quite true Glad to hear from someone with a sense of humour!

 

[PurpleRain]

Snake can't possibley be gay. Because that would require him to actually have a gender.

What?! So now Snake isn't even a man!?

Does it really matter? I know I don't care if he's gay or not.

While it doesn't change my image on him in the slightest I was wondering if this was true.

 

[Yan-Yan]

In both comics, I get the feeling it was alluding to the funny way he carried bodies... Gay or not, I learned a lot less gay looking ways to carry unconcious or dead people in the military.

I never got that either. Though I suppose his method is a bit more discrete then the fireman's carry when going short distances and no one's looking.

 

[Bodb]

No, Hideo Kojima's insane, though. Anyway, Snake has the hots for Meryl. Why else would he be wearing her dog tags in the second game? Everyone thinks Raiden's either a chick or a fairy, though.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

No, Hideo Kojima's insane, though. Anyway, Snake has the hots for Meryl. Why else would he be wearing her dog tags in the second game? Everyone thinks Raiden's either a chick or a fairy, though.

No, I just think he's pussy-whipped.