What's the dumbest reason you've ever been banned for?

[Singularly Datarific]

I was playing tf2, and I think the game went buggy now, but some soldier's model would not show up, and it looked like he was in the spawn from the killcam, so I figured he was hacking or something.
I was kicked,
Excuse me for having a bug.

 

[Kriptonite]

I haven't, because i'm just that good a citizen in my various societies. I've been warned, but never more than that.

Same here, except I capitalize my I'm's.

='( Curses...

I apologize good sir, that was too harsh. I was in a bad mood and my attempts at humor were severely lacking, no?

 

[Kriptonite]

I haven't, because i'm just that good a citizen in my various societies. I've been warned, but never more than that.

Same here, except I capitalize my I'm's.

Same here, except I don't call people out on their typos

Yea yea, or use a period at the end of your sentence. If you look now, I explained to him why I said what I did.

 

[Chaos Bringer]

I've never been banned before.

 

[Kriptonite]

I haven't, because i'm just that good a citizen in my various societies. I've been warned, but never more than that.

Same here, except I capitalize my I'm's.

='( Curses...

and he also puts apostrophes in the wrong places

No I don't.

i meant kryptonite

o.0 You miss-spelled my name...*sobs* People never understand that there is no 'y', it's an 'i' for a reason. Anyway, I wasn't quite sure where to put the second apostrophe. How is it supposed to be spelled. [small]Why don't you use punctuation? Are you Yahtzee?[/small]

 

[brutus3933]

Almost banned from HK because someone pushed a filing cabinet onto me. (as close to a videogame as you're going to get without being on a computer or console)

 

[Pimppeter2]

The Escapist

A technical error. I was banned before then revived and told to be on good behavior, then got banned again for a post I made before I was banned the first time. It was quite odd

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Banned from Xbox Australia Forums because I posted in a Thread where a few of the regulars pissed off a mod. So he banned everyone who had posted in that thread in the last week. Permanently. What the Fuck?

 

[hopeneverdies]

Kicked form a TF2 server because

"Snipers piss me off"

How about the admin is an asshole who has some prejudice against all Pyros, WM1 and otherwise (I fit in the latter)? He keeps putting up polls asking variations of "Do pyros suck?" with all answers being degrading to me and other players. I kindly asked him to please stop insulting me.

Disconnected: Banned from the server

Why? Because I was outdoing him.

 

[Advocate44]

Battlefield 2142, Titan on Shuia Taiba.... Good times all around.

You killed it with your titan's air-to-ground turrets? You can do that?

The arc's small enough for you to hit the shield when it's up and when it goes down the splash damage from hitting their turrets does a little bit of damage to the hull, but at that point we were mostly relying on engineers on the ground and in the gunship to rocket it to hell.

 

[Enos Shenk]

Ahhh that would be back in BF1942. A sniper spotted an enemy town for artillery, I was in a battleship so I dialed my guns in and started shelling the base. Then someone on my team ran in solo and got blown up, I was banned for teamkilling...

 

[lwm3398]

I think I once got banned in some game for saying "hell", or something else like that. Damn, maybe.

 

[badgersprite]

I was banned once because my friend and I both used to visit the same sites and servers so, when we were at each other's houses, we'd log into our own accounts and go on forums & play games we both loved, except that one idiot mod noticed our IP addresses were the same that day and merely assumed we had duplicate accounts, which were against the rules, and banned us both. We appealed the decision, though, which thankfully went through.

 

[zombflux]

Got banned most recently from a server for being too good. No joke.

Before that I got banned for griefing an awp india server.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I thought you meant off the Escapist, damn that was close.

The dumbest reason ive been banned was for just joining a game, i said hey guys hows it goin and they kicked me, watch them kick me again when i show up at their house with a shotgun... and a beyonete... on fire... with spikes.

 

[The Undoer]

I got kicked, then banned on reconnection on Team Fortress 2, for destroying a enemy teleporter, on Mario Kart when they wanted to go to the sky box >.> Wasn't the host or anything, vote ban, it was a pure go nuts and kill server.

 

[chomp.]

I haven't, because i'm just that good a citizen in my various societies. I've been warned, but never more than that.

Same here, except I capitalize my I'm's.

Same here, except I don't call people out on their typos

Yea yea, or use a period at the end of your sentence. If you look now, I explained to him why I said what I did.

Well I feel pretty silly now tht I've been corrected for not putting a period at the end of my comment on a forum. You're just reinforcing my point.

 

[ROTMASTER]

a got a fourm ban from runscape for mentioning runehq a dedicated site that helps the players with all aspects of the game (and i was informed by employees before that it was a PARTNER website)