What's the wierdest thing you've ever believed?

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raxer92

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lucaro said:
none of you atheists knocking jesus, i mean this as a serious question

I used to think that when we slept our parallel selves in Australia woke up and our dreams were their lives
i was scared to go their in case i met myself

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When i was little i used to believe in the Jewish Zombie, till i reached the age of 12 and family members started dying, then i realized something, god is truly something created by the minds of men and nothing more o_o
 

ae86gamer

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That people who are in different timezones are either in the past or in the future by a couple of hours.

[sup]Yeah, I'm weird.[/sup]
 

Samoftherocks

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I had a short lived belief that I could fly via open umbrella like Mary Poppins. This belief ended after a quick trip off the top of an eight foot ladder that left me disillusioned and out one umbrella...
 

AdhesiveTape

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When I was young my parents would turn "The Sound of Music" off right after the wedding scene. I thought until recently that the ending was all happy-happy joy-joy, "Oooh! They're a family now!"

On a different note, I think it's funny that in the escape scene at the end, the family is not actually walking from Austria to Switzerland, as they say, but "escaping" from Austria into Germany. Ha!
 

Dok Zombie

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As a kid I was convinced that Army recruitment people hung around arcades to see who was the best shot on light-gun games.
 

Bigeyez

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Pssssh can you believe I once thought that to have babies we had to actually touch the opposite sex!!! EEEEWWWWW!!! I know I used to be so stupid. Thank God I grew up and found out that you simply call 1-800-STO-RK4U and order a baby that will promptly be air dropped onto your front porch.
 

LockHeart

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Was it just me, or did anyone here have a terrible fear of 'The Man' or 'The Woman' instilled into them by their parents? Say if you went to a supermarket and you were misbehaving, you would be threatened with being told off by them? Well I thought that if I misbehaved too much they'd take me away o_O

My parents didn't need to psychologically torture me, I did it myself...
 

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That atheism and intelligent design were mutually exclusive.

And that intelligent design = creationism.

Course I don't *accept* intelligent design but it'll fill all those annoying holes in the theory of evolution till something better is thought up.
 

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Zeeky_Santos said:
While you two are complete dumbasses for disobeying the OP's religion rule I must commend you for standing up for Christianity, I'm so sick of those athiest bastards who seem to think that Christianity is crazy yet their lack of scientific proof for things like the big bang go unskepticised. I only hate the ones that hate us, the others are perfectly fine.
So... You think he's a dumbass for disobeying the flame rule, but write the most inflamatory comment I've seen so far on the thread. Scientists are quite aware of the mystery surrounding the big bang. That's why there's so much research going into it.

meece said:
That atheism and intelligent design were mutually exclusive.

And that intelligent design = creationism.

Course I don't *accept* intelligent design but it'll fill all those annoying holes in the theory of evolution till something better is thought up.
As for this... Again, without getting too indepth (I'd flail fairly quickly) intelligent design doesn't fill any holes in the theory of evolution. Unless you're happy with saying 'Oh, I can't explain it so it must be magic.' In which case, yes you're right. All the problems are solved.
 

Bobtowna

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That it was impossible to ejaculate by jacking off. Only when having sex.
I proved my theory wrong last summer. =D
 

Woodsey

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lucaro said:
none of you atheists knocking jesus, i mean this as a serious question

I used to think that when we slept our parallel selves in Australia woke up and our dreams were their lives
i was scared to go their in case i met myself

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Arsen said:
That God did not exist. I left the shallow, force fed lie which prevailed due to my not wanting Him to exist due to my excuses in earlier life.
So you knock atheists forcing an opinion (which is fair enough) but then this is the second comment.

OT: I don't know - there was something the other day where I just went "Oh" and realised something that my parents had told me when I was little (to provide an easy answer to something) wasn't true. Really wish I could remember what it was now!
 

Yeq

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My friend once told me that he played a prank on his dad by putting lamps in his glasses, and when his dad put them on his eyes turned yellow. Yeah. I really don't have an excuse.

On the other hand, another friend once looked in a mirror and saw another person standing next to him, noticed that person first, and momentarily believed that he was, in fact, that other person. We also managed to convince him that Shaun of the Dead was based on a true story from a nuclear accident in Columbia, and that the Irish Navy still used wooden boats. Metal.
 

Hotfoottfox

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My sister once belived that Ladybugs bit when I told her so. Then I burst out laughing, efectively ruining my awesome con. :(
 

Florion

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Just a couple years ago, when I was being called multiple times up to the front of an auditorium to collect a bunch of ribbons, I was so scared that I thought the light spilling down from the well-lit stage would cut me in half if I walked past it. So I crouched down in the shadows and looked like a hunchback while I collected all my prizes.
 

Hotfoottfox

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urprobablyright said:
That the plural of Moose should be Meese.

Like Goose and Geese.

I still believe that; i stand by it.
Nope, sorry. The plural is, in fact, Moosen.
 

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Santa and the Easter bunny. Not the tooth fairy, though. For some reason I always knew it was my parents.