What's the wierdest thing you've ever believed?

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Antlers

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Zeeky_Santos said:
Actually I was stating that I hate the ones who don't respect my veiw, If you read through carefully you will see that I don't hate the ones who respect that there are alternate beliefs and that they are all just as crackpot as each other.
Oh right. I did slightly misread. I apologise.

However, I don't respect the view that there are alternative beliefs. I tolerate it. But respect is rather a silly word to use. The same way as most rational people wouldn't 'respect' someone's view that small flying pink elephants reside behind their shed in their garden.

Anyway, I don't think it's my sort that you particularly dislike. Well maybe it is. If you genuinely dislike the fact that I don't respect the view. But I do tolerate it, as I said, so I can't be too bad.
 

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I have to say, Christianity is pretty weird, and no, I'm not flaming. What I mean is, a lot of the stuff that happens is pretty surreal, if I'd never heard of Christianity, and someone came up to me and told me a story about a dude telling another dude to kill his son and then stopping him just before he did it. I'd think it was pretty odd, not just because of the random dude talking to me for no reason.

More OT: When I decided I was an Atheist I thought it was something you believed in, then I realized believing in a lack of belief was retarded. Lick the people who say they 'don't believe in Atheism' and vice versa.
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Another win for white supremacy!
...You lost me...
 

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Pararaptor said:
I used to believe cats & dogs could fly, but they only ever did it when no-one was around. And that I had a tail.
That you had a tail but only when you weren't around?
 

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Zeeky_Santos said:
While you two are complete dumbasses for disobeying the OP's religion rule I must commend you for standing up for Christianity, I'm so sick of those athiest bastards who seem to think that Christianity is crazy yet their lack of scientific proof for things like the big bang go unskepticised. I only hate the ones that hate us, the others are perfectly fine.
Now now, reign in the commendments a little. Im not sticking up for Christianity, Islam or Judaism in any way. There's plenty of inconsistencies in all of those religions and I could (and have) picked them apart, and even know of plenty of arguments that it would actually be quite evil paying respects or worship to the gods as they are presented.

Like I said, im a sceptic agnostic, meaning that I have a heavy scepticism towards pretty much all of the established religious cults and for good reason too.

The difference between me and the rather unscientific atheists is that I would never make such an unscientific claim that gods cannot exist at all. I do find the theory of the Christian god to be highly improbable though.

But I really can't start a debate on that matter here because that would be grossly off-topic so I'll settle with this:

It doesn't really matter what Christians believe (remember, religion is about faith, it's not about trying to prove people that your faith is the right one) or what I believe in this matter. As long as other Christians keep their faith to themselves, and let us "heathens and heretics" do as we please, they can believe whatever they want. They have their reasons for their beliefs just like I have my reasons for my beliefs. Even if the Christians would be right, God will certainly sort us all out in the end, and we "heretics and heathens" are obviously willing to pay the price of hellfire if we're wrong so there's no reason for any christian to try to convert us or any other who would try to oppose God's will.

There's no reason to bicker. If the christians can just embrace the fact that religious beliefs is about faith, not evidence or trying to convince others, and atheists and agnosticists embracing the fact that we live in societies that permit free religious beliefs where people do have the choice to be christians if they want, I think we can all be pretty happy about it. :)

See? Rather than starting religious flamewars I might actually be averting them. As long as people have a little tolerance, and stay away from the compulsion of trying to "save" the other side with the "one true argument"...
 

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The Rainmaker said:
Another win for white supremacy!
...what?

anyway, i have had all sort of weird beliefs, which come and go even today.

i remember that i used to have the curious belief that marriage was completely compulsory for everyone. i'm not sure where i got that from though.
 

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
Avykins said:
I still believe that I am the only real person in the universe. That every one and every thing just disappears the moment it is out of my sight. That the gods are just doing this to test me. So all these other "people" are just pretend to see how I react to different situations and to make me believe that the universe is real.
Wow! I have moments like that as well. Does that make me sane or does that make you a Housebroken Lunatic as well? : /
OMG MY SENSELESS PARANOIA IS NOT ALONE!!
 

Antlers

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
It doesn't really matter what Christians believe (remember, religion is about faith, it's not about trying to prove people that your faith is the right one) or what I believe in this matter. As long as other Christians keep their faith to themselves, and let us "heathens and heretics" do as we please, they can believe whatever they want.
I've always thought this to an extent. I'm one of those adamant atheists that people assume they'll dislike (although I like to think I'm quite reasonable) but really, I don't see any point in trying to convince religious people there is no god. I absolutely see the point in making religion irrelevant to everything outside of personal belief. As in, it should have no bearing on society or the government or... Anything.
 

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Zeeky_Santos said:
C...c..can I use you to end all wars? seriously, if everyone were this level headed the world would be a better place.
No sir, you may not. And here's why:

First of all, it would totally screw up my final punchline, where mankind spells it's own doom in religious fury and raining atomic bombs and on the scorched earth of the post-apocalypse my lonely tombstone will sit there with just the quote:

-"I told you so..."

Written on it. If people actually listened to me and the world became more peacful with the pastures turning green and little bunny-rabbits skipping along the dark humour of it all would simply be flushed down the drain.

Second, I wouldn't want a bunch of self-serving nutjobs use my name to start some crazy religion with my gutted carcass as the spiritual sales-pitch, but at the same time completely misunderstand the point I was trying to make.

I think that happened to some other guy a few centuries ago, can't remember the name though. "J"-something I think he was called. :p
 

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Azraellod said:
anyway, i have had all sort of weird beliefs, which come and go even today.

i remember that i used to have the curious belief that marriage was completely compulsory for everyone. i'm not sure where i got that from though.
Your married parents with their dysfunctional marriage, and you figuring that if you were one of them you'd have left a long time ago, therefore marriage must be a compulsory procedure since they insist on being stuck with eachother?

XD
 

Antlers

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I used to believe that you weren't allowed have a funeral that wasn't religious. Even when I was little I got my feathers in a ruffle over it.
 

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When I was a kid, I thought that cats and dogs were the same animal, that dogs were the boys and cats were the girls.
 

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
Your married parents with their dysfunctional marriage, and you figuring that if you were one of them you'd have left a long time ago, therefore marriage must be a compulsory procedure since they insist on being stuck with each other?

XD
not at all. they seem perfectly happy together.

this was a long time ago...
 

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My paranoid mother installed the belief of anything dropped on the ground may have been up someone's butt. Example: "Don't pick up that pen off the ground, it might have been in someone's butt." Just so you know, that can screw up your head a little bit in so many different ways.

Also, she also taught that murderers/rapists were just right outside the door, in the back of your car, under your car, in the bushes, etc... Needless to say I have OCD about locking doors and checking out my car. Thanks mom.
 

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holy flying frick on an albino indonesian pine cone, what part of DON'T KNOCK MY GOD did i miss out?