Piqua, OH
The Mills Brothers, some ace WII fighter pilot, a player for the US Hockey Team for the last winter Olympics, at one point being a huge manufacturer of airplane parts and underwear.
We also have some fancy hotel that we dropped thousands of dollars restoring only to make it rather bland and move the library. All the other historical and cultural markings we've burned down, torn down, and made room for a Wal-Mart.
Now we're jobless, hopeless, and impregnating ourselves silly while smoking ourselves retarded.
For every bland moment I survive through in this town I grow dumber, hopeless, bored and may reach the point of spree-killer insanity.
Help.