Whats Your Zombie Plan

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lockeslylcrit

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Two columns of sunflowers, a few winter melons, some melon-pults, and a couple of cob launchers. Oh, and pumpkins. Lots and lots of pumpkins.
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AWC Viper

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1) Gather supplies and friends
2) head to bunningsv (home Depot for the americans)
3) fortify perimeter
4) have a cup of tea
5) Wait for it all to blow over


Hows that for a slice of fried Gold!
 

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LordGarbageMan said:
Well OBVIOUSLY team up with Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Harry Potter, and Samuel Jackson to beat all the zombies to death with our fists. And for Harry magic. And for Chuck his stare.
thats a Great Idea =D
 

Murlin

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Fool the zombies into thinking you're one of them, steal all their stuff or the stuff people left behind, wait until apocalypse is over and humanity has rebuilt a new shoddy civilization then use your lootz to become mayor of a small town, then a dew towns, then a country and finally the world.
 

Steel Ronin

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Mcupobob said:
haijak a aircraft carrier that's stock with supplies and live out in the ocean.
I'd do that too it's safer and the smartest way rather than going to some place killing a lot of zombies plans but you better stock up on guns and ammo too or you will run out of resources when you run out you go kill some zombies get food and go back make sure you have some back up or your ship will get hijacked by zombies.
 

Jamash

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odubya23 said:
ArcWinter said:
Get all my friends, family, tons of food, and move onto an aircraft carrier. Zombies can't swim. And even if they could, they would sink because they are dead flesh, extremely heavy.
How is dead flesh heavier than live flesh?
I think he's getting confused with the term "dead weight".

As for my plan, I'd simply soar above all the zombies astride a flying pig, safe and out of harm's reach.
 

Bobbovski

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Short zombie outbreak: I would stockpile food and water, move up stairs then destroy the stairs.

Long zombie outbreak/Zombie apocalypse: Either take my fathers boat and go to an island somewhere or drive north towards less populated areas.
 

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Another 2maro said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide
Buy that book/ Then defend my house with all the shotgun amo I have. MUHAHA die fighting!
I have this book, and according to that a Katana and a carbine seem the way to go. Also need to get a group of people together since that'll be better then one. My Plan will be to survive and not to start fighting back yet. Then once we've established ourselves, maybe with a mini fort somewhere we'll go around systematically destroying the zombie's in a an area
 

ghostsprite9

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ArcWinter said:
Get all my friends, family, tons of food, and move onto an aircraft carrier. Zombies can't swim. And even if they could, they would sink because they are dead flesh, extremely heavy.

But we would have sniper rifles just in case so we could feel awesome.

Ah! Ninja'd. Or as I prefer to say, stealin' pesos outta my brain.

(Beck is very quotable)
this.
But i was told that decomposing bodies float but im not sure, it that is the case i would use the flying fortress in code geass R2 i forgot what its called again.
 

phatty500

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well i live in the middle of canada so i would propably just book it to my freinds farm hopefully they would either starve or freeze.
 

minispike47

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Send out a call for all my mates to go to the Jewsons in my town. I'll get food from pizza express on the way there, also there is a hunting shop at the end of my road so i'll guns from there.
 

SIL3NTS0LIDSNAK3

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u kno me and my friend go paintballing and on the shooting range...alot =P
this would actually be a dream come true for us

1 gun shop 2 blocks from our houses
2 dads huge truck
3 tallest building in Los Angeles
4 Contest to see who can "dome" the most zombies ;D

omg it would be so much fun i would wish they never stop commin...but it has to be the retarded zombies from the ORIGINAL resident evil 1 (NOT the fast gamecube remake ones or resident evil 5 ones that can climb)

and if it seems like theyre pillin up...homemeade C4, some nades, and a gas powered chainsaw are always fun to mess around with ;D
 

Ralkaka

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1. go to and board up the nearest hunting/sports store
2. food raid
3. Put sign out front ALIVE INSIDE HELP WELCOME
4. Eat people so i don't have to use my food stock right away

i will out live you all
 

Ekonk

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Sit in my attic with a lot of supplies and destroy the stairs with a sledge hammer. They can't climb. Then wait until it blows over. If it doesn't blow over, I'd have to get out of here, because Holland is for a very large part below sea level and if there is no one to mantain the dykes, you're going to need a dry set of clothes. So I'd probably pack my stuff, see if I can find a gun at the local police station, given that there aren't too many zombies around, and start making to the south-east, to Germany, passing right through the Schwarzwald, the 'Black Wood'. There hardly are any people there, so hardly any zombies, hopefully. Most logical thing to do would be to find the local forester hut, hope he has got another gun and some ammo, and then keep myself alive by hunting and gathering. I'd probably get depressed and kill myself at some point.

EDIT: Wait the black wood is waaaayy somewere else. I meant the Reichswald, 'Imperial wood'.
 

Grab-bag

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Well I don't have one. They're never going to come here and if they do who says they are going to eat flesh? They could be keen on salads and grass.

But if they did I would sign up for the army and shoot the bastards down one by one!

=]
 

EgoDeusEst

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Generator said:
For some strange reason, the phrase "Zombie Rave Party" is popping into my head. So... that?
What about joining the annual Zombie Pubcrawl?
theshadavid said:
Chainsaws and women
Chainsaws are a pretty lousy choice when you think about it. All the noise they make is sure to attract more zombies, not to mention that they're dependant on fuel.
Me? I'd go with me trusty ol' katana. And my plated armor of course.
Ah yes, at the end of the zombie apocalypse only those who were prepared fr the onslaught will reign supreme: The LARP'ers.
 

Delicious Anathema

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Find someplace safe like a chapel, small house or storage room and dig a small moat around it. Let the zombies fall there and at the end of the day, when there's no more room for zombies, bless them with kerosene and forgive them with a match, and let them be purified by fire.

Equipment:
Shovels.
Kerosene.
Crowbars.
Matches/Lighters.
Knives.
Medicinal herbs/First Aid Gels/Sprays (sprays do exist).
Food/seeds/water.
Books and board games.
Paper and pen for diaries/tapes for audio diaries.
Camcorder for evidence.
Earplugs.
Fireworks for occasional party to the sound of Prodigy's Voodoo People.