Whats Your Zombie Plan

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dietpeachsnapple

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Xyphon said:
Head over to my local Wal-Mart and barricade myself and any others into the building.
Unless you remember that Walmart already employs a hoard of zombies because they can be paid with the blood of children. Parents don't really know what happens in that little kids center.
 

dietpeachsnapple

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PartyMonkey said:
Well as I live in ENGLAND there is a shortage of guns (well compared to America) so I would have to create a bunker in the middle of a feild...a BIG feild and just hide in there with much food and something with internet access and barracade myself in and keep quiet.
*drops by and starts banging on your door*

HEY!

*bangbang*

It's raining! Let me IN!!!!

*Bangbang!*

I'm lonely and it is getting dark!

*bangbang*

Why are you being so quiet?!?!

*bangbang*
 

Xyphon

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dietpeachsnapple said:
Xyphon said:
Head over to my local Wal-Mart and barricade myself and any others into the building.
Unless you remember that Walmart already employs a hoard of zombies because they can be paid with the blood of children. Parents don't really know what happens in that little kids center.
I just laughed the very fabric of my ass off. Thanks for that!
 

Awesomeness

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i would gather as many guns/ supplies as i could go to the train station load up the carriages with my stuff and just ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around forever and ever.

The end.
 

dietpeachsnapple

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SamScott said:
Easy! go to the pub and wait. (barricade and stockpile/get pissed)

Or, on a sensible note develop Streptococcus Pyogenes (A flesh eating disease, i kid you not) to only devour dead flesh release it to munch on some zombies for a change and sit back and watch some family guy for a few years on some island/aircraft carrier. And best of all no body's to clear up :)
Dermatologically speaking, that would be very good for living tissue as well as it would facilitate the shedding process Callous hands, scars, dandruff - no more.
 

megatron2.0

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Another 2maro said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide
Buy that book/ Then defend my house with all the shotgun amo I have. MUHAHA die fighting!
i HAVE that book.... so it has already begun

1. hijack a space shuttle
2. go onto the moon
3. live with moon people
 

Aunel

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find a couple of miniguns, mount 2 on the back of a pick up, use that for runs around town, zombies can't walk through a wall of lead.

and keep 1 minigun to shoot from the hip, that would be awesome, and I can do it, because of my superior dutch physique.

so my zombie escape plan would be one over effective truck, and wildfire from my gun and probably a bruised hip.
 

Bhuggy

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Use the Broadsword that we have on our wall :D
Go to the Spar show a little way down the road loot it for it's canned goods.
go my friends closer and much bigger house board up the entrances to the rooms connected to the outside area.
when the zombies finally get through kill them all and live off their brains...become your enemy. muahaha
 

PhiMuLady

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Must get to large body of water. Take a boat, and go to a small Island in the keys and kill every undead thing on it. Live out life on island.
 

bodyklok

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Build a cyber fortress out of all the threads about what you'd do if there was a zombie apocalypse, no, I'm not being a search button nazi, that's my actual plan.
 

The Kangaroo

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Oil rig baby!! Medical Supplies, I challenge a zombie to get to me, infinite food and power (sea and oil)
 

WaywardHaymaker

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A friend of mine is a hunter/gun collector, so when the zombies rise that's where I get weapons. Then, I and whoever is with me will head north to Alaska, using whatever means possible. Zombies can't survive in extreme colds.