Whats Your Zombie Plan

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i would go to cuba and nuke the whole world and then pasify the island of all remaning zombies
 

malkivar

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why is it, that the only thing that comes to mind at this very point is the simple words: "skull f***ing"?
 

Fuhjem

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Dioxide20 said:
Join the military, and get payed to kill zombies!!!! WITH TEH BIG GUNZ!!!!!! lol
I gotta agree. When zombies arrive, I doubt countries would want to start a war with each other so then you wont have to worry about being shot. and you'll have the best supplies and defenses possible.

The marines would be a very good idea indeed.

Plus the pay is a nice bonus too.
 

scnj

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I keep an eye on violent news stories happening nearby, so I'd determine the early signs of a zombie outbreak. If there were hints at one, I'd make certain that I had plenty of tinned food in my attic along with weapons, such as shovels, axes and a long range weapon just in case.

In the event of a massive outbreak, I'd have everything ready upstairs, so I'd use a sledgehammer to break the stairs to stop any zombies from coming up, and hide in my attic with the food and weapons.
 

Massecurr

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Create a team of Chuck Norris, Techno Viking, Bruce Lees zombie(hes lawful good),Jackie Chan and Triple H and go zombie killing
 

Section Crow

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my friend asked me this question yesterday lol... anyway i would probably hide in or on a high up building and if they come for me, either push them off the building or jump off depending on how many zombies there are.
 

Flap Jack452

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I would probably use one of the plans described in one of the many threads about this same topic.
 

Another 2maro

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide
Buy that book/ Then defend my house with all the shotgun amo I have. MUHAHA die fighting!
 

theshadavid

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chrisdibs said:
well, coming from england, where guns aren't on every street corner, i would camp out on the roof of my garage and venture inside to get food for as long as supplies last. if, after that time, no rescue had arrived i'd probably either try and make it to the local supermarket or just kill myself.
we aren't exactly picking glocks out of our gutters out west man
 

Silly_Billy

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1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
 

wierdman51

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get on a boat ( and sing the song "im on a boat") go to a smallish island with peoples, with weapons and defenses (just incase they CAN get to us (since their dead they dont have to breath, thus they can walk underwater.)) barricade or tiny little town, then live forever while waiting for the zombies to slowly die from hunger of no brains to eat.
 

Midniqht

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My plan varies on location and situation. My number 1 rule is to not go to popular places like Wal*Mart or Lowes, because those places will be fucking packed with other people such as yourselves. I'm going to a just-as-good local hardware store or military surplus shop. It's more reliable and less likely to be packed and troublesome. My strategy is to stick with smaller businesses and shops rather than large places to board up. If the situation deems it so, I'll keep a hybrid plan ready. I won't just stay mobile and I won't just board myself up either. I'll move when I have to and coop up when needed. Avoidance is key.
 

Moraki

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well we were talking about a zombie out breack but all we can think of is to get power armur n go batting on zombies heads :p plan live in a mall that has a gun store
 

theshadavid

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Silly_Billy said:
1. Move to small Caribbean island
2. Acquire farmland, telescope, small plane, and weapons
3. Since zombies rarely travel over water my food-producing watchtower will be an ideal place to make a new life with my Caribbean wife, Carla.
But seeing how almost your post-apocalyptic life is almost positively directed Francis Lawrence, Carla will probably get infected or something and you either have the stones to shoot your boomstick all over her face (lol) or... not.
 

charismatic_farva

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Play a Richard Simmons movie in my portable DVD player. Have you ever seen a gay zombie? Exactly; zombies don't go near anything flamboyant.