Which game character you want as your bodyguard?

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Gluzzbung

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It hard to put my finger on just one body guard but in the end I think I'd have to go for Leon Kennedy because he managed to wade through nearly one hundred people and a few monsters to get back one person, hopefully he would do the same
 

Spitting Blood

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Dogmeat. always loyal, and in the tight confines of a room, it would be great, less cyborg ninja, then ill need chuck norris; who i don't think is in a game . . . oh well.
 

interspark

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SpAc3man said:
Fuck it. I'm calling Lara Croft. Even if you say it can't happen, I will still try.

I bet she shags like a goddess.
well someone was bound to say that, of course i've no dought it's true :D
 

John the Gamer

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Engarde said:
John the Gamer said:
Engarde said:
A creeper.
Everyone in the entire world would bow down at my feet.
It terrifies me even thinking about it.
It'd be a one-shot bodyguard though. You should go with a creeper-spawner.
And then I would spend my time in a gibbering wreck on the floor. Multiple creeper guards.....*shivers*. But yes, you have a point.
It'd look something like this I guess:

Just keep it away from your partner.


Isn't google awesome.

Sweet dreams.
 

thevillageidiot13

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Mew.

He's psychic, can pull off any attack, can create forcefields, and can become invisible at will.

Plus, he's cute, so you know he's going to be a great conversation starter when you start asking out the ladies. ;)

All these other manly-men would seriously just make everything awkward and overly manly for me to pick up on any women.
 

Sarah Kerrigan

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I would have to say ether Ezio or Desmond Miles from Assassin's Creed.

Or Jackie Estacado from 'The Darkness' Hell, the dude can control The Darkness itself and kill anyone. Why wouldn't I want him as my body guard?
 

SteakHeart

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Either Vito from Mafia 2 or Alex Mercer. The first has Mafia friends who could help him out, the second is sheer awesome.
 

TilMorrow

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kidwithxboxlive said:
HEY, LISTEN

seriously...that is enough to kill a god...
I think she has already killed one. The tree from ocarina of time?

Lem0nade Inlay said:
HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED ALMA?

She would fuck shit up!
How can you turn Alma from hating everyone but her children? She'll still f*** you up even if she is meant to be protecting you due to the way she messes with everyones mind with her presence.

OT: Am I allowed to choose my fable two character as my body guard? He looks like shale from DA:O except he wears clothes and blows peoples' heads off their shoulders from 3 miles away, sends people flying with his impossible samurai sword and can destroy people entirely.
 

Lance Arrow

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SpAc3man said:
Fuck it. I'm calling Lara Croft. Even if you say it can't happen, I will still try.

I bet she shags like a goddess.
She's also composed of more plastic then an american news anchorman. But if you think that's hot, then by all means go for it.

Anyways, I'd call Navi the Fairy from OhMyGodHowCouldYouNotKnowWhereThatsFrom.

E: And apparently Navi's been mentioned before. Shit.
 

dark-amon

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Kratos? ... or not considering he would kill me at one point or another.

I'd pick Ezio Auditore Da Firenze. It would just feel safer having a roofjumping assassin kill anyone who wants me dead.