Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[TheJulz]

Snorlax, Steaks all fricken year guys! ^_^

Then i choose Whailord, i have Steaks for the rest of my life.

I love me some Whailord.

 

[AwesomeFerret]

Speaking of slowpoke, I would probably just suck on its tail forever.

Nothing phallic there, at all...

No more so then a lolly pop or a candy cane. Which according to the games is what a slowpoke tail tastes like. Also, no need to try to add undertones to innocent posts.

 

[RadiusXd]

Celebi might make a nice salad.

 

[blankedboy]

Moltres. Fried chicken, seared in it's own juices. Finger licking good.

Aw hell yeah.

Moltres is a win Pokemon too, you can tell because it's number is less than 152.

EDIT: Actually, that's just sad to the Moltres-es. Sure it'd be yum, but they're too awesome to die.

I choose Miltank because it's number is above 151 and it needs to die. We need to do something with it.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Kingler....i love crabmeat.....look at it....thats alot of crab meat.

 

[hadeze]

Gotta eat them all.

 

[carpathic]

Mewtew.

I would know what he was thinking as I cooked him.

Or perhaps espion/umbrion etc...

Then I would absorb their power muahahahahaha!

 

[Burck]

Now we all know that everybody leiks Mudkips, but how do you like your Mudkips?

I'd say medium-rare.

 

[Burck]

edit: *double post >.<*

 

[(sic) humor]

Bibarel. It's more a revenge thing.

 

[Dango]

Magikarp, because it's the only normal one.

 

[icyneesan]

Gardev- oh wait, that kind of eat...

No I stand by my original statement, Gardevoir, but only if i can 'eat' her before i 'eat' her *wink*

 

[Terminate421]

Kirlia and Gardevoir.

... heh. See what I did there? Do ya? DO YA?!

Yes, and you frighten me now.

You should see the Absol and Glaceon pics.

Don't get me started on Lucario shit.


I honestly am scarred because of my curiosity at one point.......(I can never look at the very games I love the same way again)

 

[neoontime]

Hmm, if they're all ediable, all of them. They probably taste like rainbows.

 

[jp201]

Snorlax. You could feed an entire city for a year with him.

 

[slightly evil]

DUNSPARCE I gave it every chance and at level 50 it was still crap. now i hve my revenge
Edit: anything powerful - young. the ammount of excess pokebabies i get while hunting for one with a decent nature is just wasteful

 

[RandomWords]

Rapidash looks tasty, besides it would take minutes to cook him, he is halfway done when you kill him.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I'd have go for a delicious fried Chickenman. Or maybe a boiled Lobstersaur.

Yeah, all the good ones were taken, so I made up my own.

 

[runnernda]

Mmmm, crispy Farfetch'd. Come on, he even comes with his own garnish. I also think fried Snorlax might be tasty.

 

[GnomeThief]

I could go for some Politoed legs. Breaded and deep fried. Mmmm... tastes just like Blaziken.