Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[BIGB0SS]

Magikarp looks taste

 

[Queen Michael]

Pikachu, I choose you!

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Ditto Milkshake anybody? Totally feeling that.

200TH POOOOOOOSSSSSSTTTT.

 

[Jezzy54]

A Jigglypuff. Those jerks have it coming and they just look kind of tasty, now that I think about it. Mmm, roast Jigglypuff...

 

[Kinguendo]

Hopefully none. But because Im insane, Magikarp

As insane as eating... FISH! My god, thats only like 90% of the planet that does that! If you were insane you would have said Geodude or Electrode.

However, now I feel that you may have been sarcastic... so consider this me covering my bases.

 

[Kinguendo]

All the cute Pokemon, chop 'em all up and slap 'em into a baguette... unless they can come up with a Pokemon that can just be a meatball sub with cheese and sacrifice that one in their place! XD

 

[Wintermoot]

onix looks tasty

 

[flaming_ninja]

I'm the kinda guy who would like to eat a Gyarados, because that would be totally badass.

 

[angry_flashlight]

I'd start with some nice Squirtle soup then go into some grilled Farfetch'd with leeks, and end with a nice healthy Bulbasaur salad.

Some others to try would be Dragonaire sushi and Smeagle pudding (taste the rainbow!).

 

[fearofsleep]

sharpedo-fin soup i guess
maybe a farfetch'd or whatever its called, i love duck

 

[Guffe]

I'd go for Mareep, I hear sheep is good, but never tried it yet.

 

[Glamorgan]

Ditto. MMmmmmm tasty, probably be strawberry flavoured.

Don't be silly, he can transform into any flavour you want.

So very, very, very true.

Wait, even cookies?

 

[Ben Jamin]

Tauros. I think the steaks would be hella tasty.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Chansey's egg, Tauros, Miltank...
Oh! And Grumpig. Phsycic bacon that loads itself onto the grill, anyone?!

 

[traineesword]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

you mean from the wide selection of fighting type pokemon that are awaiting to be caught in bug-forests that have littered your journey so far? or maybe from the bellsprout tower.... oh, there was that one cave filled with zubat and the occasional Geodude. or perhaps you expect me to fish for one with my old rod?

to be fair though, i've not got HG/SS, these are from my memories of Gold and Silver (and my knowledge of Miltank being able to hit even ghost pokemon due to "scrappy")... so everyone else could be nodding their heads, saying "what were we thinking?" whilst i am here making sarcastic comments no offense by the way, i just like being sarcastic.


On topic: i would personally find and eat every single Bidoof in the world, just so that their ugly arses no longer existed... or i could just open up a restaurant i guess. My reaction to bidoof was just like this deviant-artist's (spoiler tagged because its got height)

Spoiler

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs24/300W/f/2008/022/c/2/Bidoof_by_FreeRangeZebez.jpg

 

[EeveeElectro]

Onix. Mmmm, rock.

 

[PAGEToap44]

"Yes, I'll have one Pikaburger please. Thank you. Oh and could I have a side order of steamed Bulbasoar leaves. That'll be all."

 

[Exia91]

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

oh for cryin out loud! just use a female fighting type! it aint rocket science!

Female Geodude works just as well. I just didn't know about these things when I first played it 9 or so years ago.

Miltank might taste good.

And it will be good revenge!

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Let us eat... YOUR AVATAR MUAHAHAHA

Nooooooooooooooo!

Don't eat Pikachu! It's against the law!

*hides Pikachu*

Shh... You'll be okay.

*finds your pikachu, and proceeds to club it to death like a baby seal with the butt of my gun* Pikachus are delicious, but wear rubber gloves when *ahem* Preparing them.

Just go watch Doomsday Arcade. You don't need gloves to Butcher prepare Pikachu's.

OT:
Cloyster anyone?! Way to suggestive..

I'd go for Miltank or Mareep. Or somekind of fish..

 

[Durgiun]

A Charmeleon. After that I'd have to deal with the ring of fire.