Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 31, 2011

I know I must avenge him!

*pulls out salmon*

xmbts · Jan 31, 2011

He's John the Fisherman.

Seriously that song was written about him.

TheDoctor455 · Jan 31, 2011

She's a counselor in training.

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 1, 2011

Secretly the brain of Thomas Edison in a jar somewhere in the Smithsonian.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 1, 2011

He's still plotting, building his army and perfecting his trout laser.

neoontime · Feb 1, 2011

A giant chicken who won't come out and fight me.

xmbts · Feb 1, 2011

He's actually a daring lion groomer who believes that no big cat is beyond the bounds of sexiness.

TheDoctor455 · Feb 1, 2011

She's a Gorillaz fan... and she's a cool person.

mParadox · Feb 1, 2011

He's a charmer. And a talented person.

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 1, 2011

They're Zombie Stalin. They just don't know it yet.

Ham_authority95 · Feb 1, 2011

He's the Stig. Prove me wrong.

melibojangles · Feb 1, 2011

Ham is the man behind the Donald Duck mask at Disneyland.

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 2, 2011

A very bored Sean Connery, who has decided to hang around The Escapist.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 2, 2011

neoontime said:
A giant chicken who won't come out and fight me.

Anytime, anywhere.

OT: He burned down the Reichstag way back when. He has been influencing world politics for quite some time.

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 2, 2011

He invented Pop-Tarts, paper bags, and toothpaste.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 2, 2011

He inspired Nixon to become a politician.

[sub]See, manipulating history![/sub]

SckizoBoy · Feb 2, 2011

The father of all mother of conspiracy theories.

There, there, sleep time now, you're room's this way...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 2, 2011

He is actually death, but he isn't anywhere nea-

WHAT WAS THAT?

Xpwn3ntial · Feb 2, 2011

He is not really from Udrogoth, but from Omicron Persei 8.

xmbts · Feb 3, 2011

He's actually the guardian of all that is sane.