Who is the most useless game character ever?

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Nigh Invulnerable

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Timbydude said:
Cait Sith from Final Fantasy VII. He's a cat who throws dice and walks around in an...um...giant white fluffy ball of strange?
Or Quina from FF IX. Yeah, you can eat the enemy, but only when they've got a sliver of health left, which is pretty hard to precisely get.
 

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I'm going to agree with the Oblivion NPC helpers. I've been shot in the butt by them so many times it's not funny anymore.

The only reason I like 'em is because when they die, I get to sell their stuff!
 

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Your partner in PoC: Legend of Jack Sparrow (its a co-op game, and you can switch between Will, Jack, etc.).
I swear to God, that game has one of the most annoying and stupid AI in gaming history.
For Ex.:
There´s a part where you fight these stone warriors, and the only way to kill them is if you throw them in the water (makes sense, right?). The only way you can do this is by hitting them with your sword over and over until they recoil themselves into the water, that is surrounding you. So, you start jabbing and jabbing, and guess what? The AI partner is jabbing it on the opposite side, so that when you move it, the partner throws it back at you.
This part almost drove me insane. The only ways to counter this is either by switching to your partner and send him far away, proceeding to switch to your "main" and very quickly throwing it in the water, or calling a friend.
Oh, and they keep dying in the traps. And when they die, you have to restart.
 

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Nigh Invulnerable said:
Or Quina from FF IX. Yeah, you can eat the enemy, but only when they've got a sliver of health left, which is pretty hard to precisely get.
Eat the right character, and s/he's an unstoppable gourmet chef.

OT:

The Rats/Scribs you can buy in Morrowind. They ALWAYS get stuck on stuff, and die within one hit. Annoying.
 

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Nigh Invulnerable said:
Timbydude said:
Cait Sith from Final Fantasy VII. He's a cat who throws dice and walks around in an...um...giant white fluffy ball of strange?
Or Quina from FF IX. Yeah, you can eat the enemy, but only when they've got a sliver of health left, which is pretty hard to precisely get.
Quina became immensly powerful with the right moveset, any blue mage class could.

OT: Definately Ashley Graham! Chick could have turned the cogs a little faster
 

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Tingle. Fucking Tingle.

Also, I never cared much for that owl that created walls of text in Ocarina of Time. Except for that one time he gave you a ride out of Death Mountain.
OI!

Best game ever: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BEwi9AP79Jo/SbYE-jfttqI/AAAAAAAAA7c/TZNtOCUBrNE/s400/tingle_ds.jpg
ffffffff...

For me it has to be Seymour from FFX. Anyone thats played enough of the game knows exactly why...

HE WONT DIE!!!
 

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Princess Peach, Oh noes, i got kidnapped again. i wonder how many times mario has thought of just ditching her, declaring himself king of mushroom kingdom and marrying some mushroom chick.
not counting the smash bro's series in which she has some hefty flyign kicks (which i assume hurts even more with high heels) and other spin-offs like mario-kart and stuff like that
This. Couldn't have put it better myself.
 

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Bigeyez said:
Slippy from Starfox 64. That little bastard has ruined my hard course runs soooo many times. STOP RUNNING OFF AND DYING SLIPPY!!!
I have to disagree on that one. I was playing it on hard mode and in the final bout with the star wolf team. I had all of then down except Wolf and randomly Star wolf did the 'you got me' message...immediately followed by slippy's "Hey I got one!!"

I now have a little bit more respect for the lil guy. Just a little.
 

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your squadmates in CoD4 (AI) they just sit in their hidy holes until a grenade flushes them out (most likely dropped by me) quote Yahtzee) but it is true
 

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William from Call of Juarez : Bound in Blood.

"Oh, don't do that, God won't like it, he will take me in Heaven, because I'm such an irritating, religious asshole."

I really hope he dies at the end.
 

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Prophet from Crysis. hes so god damn useless! while I was fighting hordes of alien foot soldiers and 2 floaters he just began complaining about that he needs a heat source and hes freezing.
 

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Pinstar said:
Bigeyez said:
Slippy from Starfox 64. That little bastard has ruined my hard course runs soooo many times. STOP RUNNING OFF AND DYING SLIPPY!!!
I have to disagree on that one. I was playing it on hard mode and in the final bout with the star wolf team. I had all of then down except Wolf and randomly Star wolf did the 'you got me' message...immediately followed by slippy's "Hey I got one!!"

I now have a little bit more respect for the lil guy. Just a little.
Slippy did something useful? Well pack your bags everyone, it appears the apocalypse has come.

Also, for the record: Is Slippy a male or female?
 

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MrBrightside919 said:
thewerebuffalo said:
MrBrightside919 said:
The most useless game character ever?


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stop trying to be witty

OT Globox from rayman
I'll stop trying when people stop posting useless repeat threads
You know that will never happen, I try to avoid re-posting but some people wont/dont search enough before they think its original.
 

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MrBrightside919 said:
thewerebuffalo said:
MrBrightside919 said:
The most useless game character ever?


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stop trying to be witty

OT Globox from rayman
I'll stop trying when people stop posting useless repeat threads
Your not a mod, so it's not your job to monitor the forums, if you don't like a thread it
's as easy as ignoring it.
 

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Jirlond said:
Nigh Invulnerable said:
Timbydude said:
Cait Sith from Final Fantasy VII. He's a cat who throws dice and walks around in an...um...giant white fluffy ball of strange?
Or Quina from FF IX. Yeah, you can eat the enemy, but only when they've got a sliver of health left, which is pretty hard to precisely get.
Quina became immensly powerful with the right moveset, any blue mage class could.

OT: Definately Ashley Graham! Chick could have turned the cogs a little faster
With the right move set is the key here. The only way to get the right move set is to eat specific monsters when they have a small fraction of health left. I don't know about other people, but I rarely got monsters into that fraction where they were edible, let alone actually ate the right monsters to get cool abilities.