Who makes up your ultimate army?

[traceur_]

Alex Mercer
Ryu Hayabusa
Spider man
Nero
Dante
Master Chief
Jak
Ratchet
Altair
Ezio
The Final Fantasy protagonists
The team from Brute Force
Faith
Transformers
The Ravens from the various Armoured Core games.

Best army ever.

 

[MoganFreeman]

Mobile Infantry.

From the book, not the movie.

 

[CtrlZee]

Pac man. He'd gobble that shit up.

Children.

I hate them, but they're so effective that I can't complain.
Most people, for whatever stupid reason, have some sort of issue killing brats.
Plus one.

Furthermore, they're great in large numbers. Like bees.

There are very little games where you can kill children, without modding the game to fuckery and back. In fact, I can't think of one at all. It makes me sad.

Fallout 1&2?

OT: My army would be large numbers of Spartan II Super Soldiers.

You are correct, sir. Although, it's a couple of polygons falling over, that look slightly smaller than the adults. I mean shooting an arrow through the skull of some variety of incredibly unlikable child with the lip syncing from Oblivion, and the attitude of some variety of Bug Trainer from Pokemon Blue ("I'LL BEET U LOL") in slow motion, watching the arrow like you could watch the missles from HAWX.

 

[Aur0ra145]

One massive airforce comprised of mainly FF-22's, A-6 and EA-6B jets.

Oh, and I won't bat an eye at using a nuke.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Pac man. He'd gobble that shit up.

Children.

I hate them, but they're so effective that I can't complain.
Most people, for whatever stupid reason, have some sort of issue killing brats.
Plus one.

Furthermore, they're great in large numbers. Like bees.

There are very little games where you can kill children, without modding the game to fuckery and back. In fact, I can't think of one at all. It makes me sad.

Fallout 1&2?

OT: My army would be large numbers of Spartan II Super Soldiers.

You are correct, sir. Although, it's a couple of polygons falling over, that look slightly smaller than the adults. I mean shooting an arrow through the skull of some variety of incredibly unlikable child with the lip syncing from Oblivion, and the attitude of some variety of Bug Trainer from Pokemon Blue ("I'LL BEET U LOL") in slow motion, watching the arrow like you could watch the missles from HAWX.

Or just use an actual missile!

 

[Nmil-ek]

Chemicals, yeah try and fight that off losers.

 

[Simmo8591]

Dr Manhattan anyone????

 

[CtrlZee]

Pac man. He'd gobble that shit up.

Children.

I hate them, but they're so effective that I can't complain.
Most people, for whatever stupid reason, have some sort of issue killing brats.
Plus one.

Furthermore, they're great in large numbers. Like bees.

There are very little games where you can kill children, without modding the game to fuckery and back. In fact, I can't think of one at all. It makes me sad.

Fallout 1&2?

OT: My army would be large numbers of Spartan II Super Soldiers.

You are correct, sir. Although, it's a couple of polygons falling over, that look slightly smaller than the adults. I mean shooting an arrow through the skull of some variety of incredibly unlikable child with the lip syncing from Oblivion, and the attitude of some variety of Bug Trainer from Pokemon Blue ("I'LL BEET U LOL") in slow motion, watching the arrow like you could watch the missles from HAWX.

Or just use an actual missile!

That's no fun. You don't see them running around in pain. Video game violence will never reach it's peak. It's quite sad.

 

[toapat]

Alex Mercer
Ryu Hayabusa
Nero
Dante
Master Chief
Jak
Ratchet
Altair
Ezio
The Final Fantasy protagonists
The team from Brute Force
Faith
Transformers
The Ravens from the various Armoured Core games.

Best army ever.

nope, as master chief, nero, and the final fantasy protagonists all counter that entire army

 

[rockingnic]

Spartans from the Halo universe would be leading the Helgast!

 

[MasterSqueak]

Pac man. He'd gobble that shit up.

Children.

I hate them, but they're so effective that I can't complain.
Most people, for whatever stupid reason, have some sort of issue killing brats.
Plus one.

Furthermore, they're great in large numbers. Like bees.

There are very little games where you can kill children, without modding the game to fuckery and back. In fact, I can't think of one at all. It makes me sad.

Fallout 1&2?

OT: My army would be large numbers of Spartan II Super Soldiers.

You are correct, sir. Although, it's a couple of polygons falling over, that look slightly smaller than the adults. I mean shooting an arrow through the skull of some variety of incredibly unlikable child with the lip syncing from Oblivion, and the attitude of some variety of Bug Trainer from Pokemon Blue ("I'LL BEET U LOL") in slow motion, watching the arrow like you could watch the missles from HAWX.

Or just use an actual missile!

That's no fun. You don't see them running around in pain. Video game violence will never reach it's peak. It's quite sad.

But puny child skulls could never keep the arrow from peircing into the brain! Perhaps aim lower?

 

[CtrlZee]

nope, as master chief, nero, and the final fantasy protagonists all counter that entire army

If every last one of the Final Fantasy protagonists were to meet in some variety of troupe, they'd all angst each other to death. I can see it now.

MC: "Squall! Take the left flank! Optimus Prime has got us pinned!"
Squall: "... Whatever."
Cloud: "... Yeah."
Nero: "I'm 20% more hardcore than any of you."
Squall: "... Whatever."
Cloud: "Fuck this. I'm going home."
Squall: "... Whatever."

Edit: I am NOT saying that FFVII and FFVIII are the only Final Fantasy games, but you catch my drift.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Bout time this came around again.

General: Stalin

Major: 'original' Big Boss

Lieutenant: Ganondorf

Operatives: Solid Snake, Joanna Dark, Cate Archer, BLU Spy, Sheik

Special Soldiers: Dante, Kratos, Link, Just Jack, Master Chief, Marth (yeah, that's right I said MASTER CHIEF)

Grunts: Children of the Corn (think about it...)

Support: Samus Aran, Fortune (MGS 2), Yuna (Final Fantasy X), Zelda.

Did I just overthink the OP's question? HELL YES.

 

[CtrlZee]

Pac man. He'd gobble that shit up.

Children.

I hate them, but they're so effective that I can't complain.
Most people, for whatever stupid reason, have some sort of issue killing brats.
Plus one.

Furthermore, they're great in large numbers. Like bees.

There are very little games where you can kill children, without modding the game to fuckery and back. In fact, I can't think of one at all. It makes me sad.

Fallout 1&2?

OT: My army would be large numbers of Spartan II Super Soldiers.

You are correct, sir. Although, it's a couple of polygons falling over, that look slightly smaller than the adults. I mean shooting an arrow through the skull of some variety of incredibly unlikable child with the lip syncing from Oblivion, and the attitude of some variety of Bug Trainer from Pokemon Blue ("I'LL BEET U LOL") in slow motion, watching the arrow like you could watch the missles from HAWX.

Or just use an actual missile!

That's no fun. You don't see them running around in pain. Video game violence will never reach it's peak. It's quite sad.

But puny child skulls could never keep the arrow from peircing into the brain! Perhaps aim lower?

Kneecap those sucka'z. But seriously, imagine a GTA with small children more annoying than the Assassin's Creed beggars. At least you could kill those fucks.

 

[Lyri]

One of each member from Team Fortress, I'm so balanced I can't not take over everything.
Thank you Valve quality control.

 

[peroguskahn]

id have to say my heavy infantry would be Super Mutant Behemoths. my storm troopers would be Deathclaws, just a massive horde of them. then the clean up soldiers would be generic videogame nazis. theres so many of them. i guess i need a leader too...hmm...Kratos, he knows how to get shit done

 

[Dr.Sean]

Canada.

NO I MEANT GERMANY AND CHUCK NORRIS

 

[traceur_]

Alex Mercer
Ryu Hayabusa
Nero
Dante
Master Chief
Jak
Ratchet
Altair
Ezio
The Final Fantasy protagonists
The team from Brute Force
Faith
Transformers
The Ravens from the various Armoured Core games.

Best army ever.

nope, as master chief, nero, and the final fantasy protagonists all counter that entire army

considering the master chief destroyed the covenant, Nero is extremely powerful and the final fantasy protagonists...

Spoiler: just watch this

 

[Time Sync]

Children.

I hate them, but they're so effective that I can't complain.
Most people, for whatever stupid reason, have some sort of issue killing brats.
Plus one.

Furthermore, they're great in large numbers. Like bees.

Max you don't have to say you hate children. Whenever you say something by now we have figured out you hate almost everything you come into contact with, or seen from any distance, or heard of. The only time you should ever say your feelings on a subject is if you actually LIKE something, at which point I will dig a hole into the ground, close my eyes and wait for the end of the world.

To keep this post from getting me banned for being off topid, my army would be made of tiny very strong parasites that could move around and survive without a host. They would be unstoppable as they would be immune to all drugs and radiation. You may all bow down to my awesomeness now.