Who makes up your ultimate army?

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Haydyn

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General: Edge
Major: John Morrison
Elites: White Glint, Hero of Oakfield, Havik, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Peter Molyneux, Hwarang, Will Wright, Android 17.
Grunts: Fanboys. You can kill them, but they will never go away.

Peter Molyneux will keep my fanboy grunts going by promising to turn Milo into Master Chief, so you could hang out with MC whenever you wanted. White Glint can fly in and wouldn't be able to be hit because she's so freaking fast. Will Wright will release Sims 3 expansion packs daily, resulting in all my enemies spending all their money on expansion packs. Havik and Hwarang can never die, because Tekken and MK no longer need quarters. HoO would slap on physical shield with hundreds of mana potions, equiped with the Sword of Aeons. Plant and Page would play Immigrant song the whole time. John Morrison would "Starship Pain" every other high ranking enemy officer. Edge would sneak behind enemy lines with help from his wife Vickie, Spear all enemy generals, then sneak out and go into Canada, where everyone else would die from the cold and lack of food, other than maple syrup. Android 17 would be hooked up to a generator, and since he has enlimited power, would provide enough energy to create millions of Spirit Bombs.
 

plastic_window

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The Autobots. And probably Ryu Hayabusa. And Mew. And the TMNT. And those 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse lads. Maybe Dante, if he's not too busy dying his hair.

Failing all those, Galactus. Nothing screams 'planet consumer' like pink spandex.

ChromeAlchemist said:
Operatives: Ryu Hayabusa
I know I just neutered your list of operatives there, but I have to ask - why put Ryu Hayabusa down as a sneaky kinda guy? He's the most un-ninja-like ninja I've ever heard of. Has he ever avoided a fight in his life? Does he understand the concept of hiding? He probably doesn't even think those last 2 sentences exist...
 

zacaron

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Nazi zombies, terminators and the special infected from L4D...lead by chuck noris
 

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zacaron said:
Nazi zombies, terminators and the special infected from L4D...lead by chuck noris
And as for your Nazi Zombies....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KQh87_V2Q
 

Mirroga

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Robots that learn during combat, and are not humanoid in form.

History has told us that our bodies are not perfect for combat due to multiple openings while attacking, and also weak points which are clearly visible in the form of joints.
 

Agayek

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Bruce Campbell as Ash, Darth Vader's TIE-Advance, and Duke Nukem would make up my army, and they would never be beaten.
 

Lord Beautiful

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Greatest army of all time:

Me
Goku
Dante
Kenshin
Yusuke Urameshi
Kvothe
Maddox (the Pirate)
Patrick Stewart

Feel free to surrender. I won't think any lesser than you, if such a thing is possible (*evil laugh*).
 

ChromeAlchemist

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plastic_window said:
The Autobots. And probably Ryu Hayabusa. And Mew. And the TMNT. And those 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse lads. Maybe Dante, if he's not too busy dying his hair.

Failing all those, Galactus. Nothing screams 'planet consumer' like pink spandex.

ChromeAlchemist said:
Operatives: Ryu Hayabusa
I know I just neutered your list of operatives there, but I have to ask - why put Ryu Hayabusa down as a sneaky kinda guy? He's the most un-ninja-like ninja I've ever heard of. Has he ever avoided a fight in his life? Does he understand the concept of hiding? He probably doesn't even think those last 2 sentences exist...
I thought about this too, but bear in mind I also put Snake there. Quite frankly, if he did his job properly, there would be no story. But five lengthy storylines tells me he doesn't.

And matter of fact, I'll strip him of operative status, and replace him with Spy from TF2, and Cate Archer, and +2 oreos for you if you know what game she is from without using google.
 

plastic_window

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ChromeAlchemist said:
plastic_window said:
The Autobots. And probably Ryu Hayabusa. And Mew. And the TMNT. And those 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse lads. Maybe Dante, if he's not too busy dying his hair.

Failing all those, Galactus. Nothing screams 'planet consumer' like pink spandex.

ChromeAlchemist said:
Operatives: Ryu Hayabusa
I know I just neutered your list of operatives there, but I have to ask - why put Ryu Hayabusa down as a sneaky kinda guy? He's the most un-ninja-like ninja I've ever heard of. Has he ever avoided a fight in his life? Does he understand the concept of hiding? He probably doesn't even think those last 2 sentences exist...
I thought about this too, but bear in mind I also put Snake there. Quite frankly, if he did his job properly, there would be no story. But five lengthy storylines tells me he doesn't.

And matter of fact, I'll strip him of operative status, and replace him with Spy from TF2, and Cate Archer, and +2 oreos for you if you know what game she is from without using google.
Yeah, but at least in MGS there's a punishment for getting caught. In Ninja Gaiden, that's sorta the whole point. Now that I think about it, there's at least two times in MGS1 where you absolutely can't avoid getting caught by the alarms... Imagine playing through MGS as the spy from Team Fortress. First-person view and all. I think we all know who'd be playing Sniper Wolf and Vulcan Raven.

Cate Archer? Que? No cookie for me then...
 

ChromeAlchemist

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plastic_window said:
ChromeAlchemist said:
plastic_window said:
The Autobots. And probably Ryu Hayabusa. And Mew. And the TMNT. And those 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse lads. Maybe Dante, if he's not too busy dying his hair.

Failing all those, Galactus. Nothing screams 'planet consumer' like pink spandex.

ChromeAlchemist said:
Operatives: Ryu Hayabusa
I know I just neutered your list of operatives there, but I have to ask - why put Ryu Hayabusa down as a sneaky kinda guy? He's the most un-ninja-like ninja I've ever heard of. Has he ever avoided a fight in his life? Does he understand the concept of hiding? He probably doesn't even think those last 2 sentences exist...
I thought about this too, but bear in mind I also put Snake there. Quite frankly, if he did his job properly, there would be no story. But five lengthy storylines tells me he doesn't.

And matter of fact, I'll strip him of operative status, and replace him with Spy from TF2, and Cate Archer, and +2 oreos for you if you know what game she is from without using google.
Yeah, but at least in MGS there's a punishment for getting caught. In Ninja Gaiden, that's sorta the whole point. Now that I think about it, there's at least two times in MGS1 where you absolutely can't avoid getting caught by the alarms... Imagine playing through MGS as the spy from Team Fortress. First-person view and all. I think we all know who'd be playing Sniper Wolf and Vulcan Raven.

Cate Archer? Que? No cookie for me then...
Fraid not. She is pretty old school, 'No One Lives Forever'.



 

Senial

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The one perfect npcs from perfect dark, I can't remember what their called.
Those and Vikings with guns riding armored bears.
 

Offworlder_v1legacy

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Locust and Tauron up front, covered by Basilisks at the back, with a handful of Scorpions in the middle and Solid Snake doing all my sneaking.
 

Mozared

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Invisible telekenetic vampiric cyborg zombie clowns from outer space.

Now try and imagine that.



(You can't, they're invisible)
 

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
The Predator, Chuck Norris, and Terminator: Times.. Say.. 15 Million.
If you multiply infinity by 15 million, it is still infinity. One Chuck Norris is enough.