Who makes up your ultimate army?

[Cortheya]

The Predator, Chuck Norris, and Terminator: Times.. Say.. 15 Million.

the universe would EXPLODE from the sheer amount of awesomeness

 

[Valiance]

A level 91 light sorc?

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Pac man. He'd gobble that shit up.

Children.

I hate them, but they're so effective that I can't complain.
Most people, for whatever stupid reason, have some sort of issue killing brats.
Plus one.

Furthermore, they're great in large numbers. Like bees.

There are very little games where you can kill children, without modding the game to fuckery and back. In fact, I can't think of one at all. It makes me sad.

Edit: I am more than aware that my comment has nothing to do with the topic. Nyeh.

I lol'ed so hard when I saw your avatar and realised it wasn't the normal O Rly? owl.

My army would consist of every version of Snake, every version of the Cyborg Ninjas, and every version of Metal Gear.

And everything would be mass produced/cloned constantly!

Super Soldiers and Super Tanks with nuclear missiles ftw!

Ya I'm a MGS fanboy...

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

The leaders:

The Z Fighters from Dragonball Z
Fawkes from Fallout 3
Link from Legend of Zelda
Captain McMillan and Seargent Reznov from Call of Duty
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden
An agent from Crackdown
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Balrog from Lord of the Rings
Liberty Prime from Fallout 3

The soldiers:

Spartans from 300
Orcs from Lord of the Rings
Locust from Gears of War
Clones from Star Wars
Bolverines from Fable II

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Parastic Alien race of Zombies and a Giant Laser.

No insecticide would stop them. Ever. And the giant laser just for show.

 

[CtrlZee]

Pac man. He'd gobble that shit up.

Children.

I hate them, but they're so effective that I can't complain.
Most people, for whatever stupid reason, have some sort of issue killing brats.
Plus one.

Furthermore, they're great in large numbers. Like bees.

There are very little games where you can kill children, without modding the game to fuckery and back. In fact, I can't think of one at all. It makes me sad.

Edit: I am more than aware that my comment has nothing to do with the topic. Nyeh.

I lol'ed so hard when I saw your avatar and realised it wasn't the normal O Rly? owl.

My army would consist of every version of Snake, every version of the Cyborg Ninjas, and every version of Metal Gear.

And everything would be mass produced/cloned constantly!

Super Soldiers and Super Tanks with nuclear missiles ftw!

Ya I'm a MGS fanboy...

O'rly?

Snake is far TOO HUMAN (ihopeyouseewhutididthar) to be a super badass armyman. That ***** gets shot 3 times, and he's a pin cushion. Try more unrealistically indomitable, like... That boss from Serious Sam that you can't even see the face of because the clouds veil that shit that I CANNOT REMEMBER THE NAME OF. Gawd darnit.

 

[skcseth]

The entire cast of Marvel Ultimate Alliance

 

[Pimppeter2]

Muslims extremists.

WAIT here me out, don't think I'm being ignorant!!!!!

Muslims extremists are some of the most dedicated fighters in the world. When they believe in a cause, they fight and die for it. The US army recruits fight for money, scholarships, and get back home. Muslims die because they have a lot of faith and are willing to kill themselves for their cause. That's a lot more than you can say for me or you.

 

[toapat]

nope, as master chief, nero, and the final fantasy protagonists all counter that entire army

If every last one of the Final Fantasy protagonists were to meet in some variety of troupe, they'd all angst each other to death. I can see it now.

MC: "Squall! Take the left flank! Optimus Prime has got us pinned!"
Squall: "... Whatever."
Cloud: "... Yeah."
Nero: "I'm 20% more hardcore than any of you."
Squall: "... Whatever."
Cloud: "Fuck this. I'm going home."
Squall: "... Whatever."

Edit: I am NOT saying that FFVII and FFVIII are the only Final Fantasy games, but you catch my drift.

so? their main protagonists counter every other protagonist in that series, while MC is nowhere even remotely near as badass as the games and books make him out to be because bungie and microsoft have the nasty habit of making him a god, which makes him useless. oh, and nero is the anti christ

 

[ElephantGuts]

Pff army. Who needs an army when you can have a navy?

 

[dumblydore16]

Liberty Prime V9001 a brainchild of mine it transforms into anything and clones it self automatically .........9 million times a second oh did i mention it can take the form of anything AND EVERYTHING EVEN AIR

 

[toapat]

an army of what would happen if you combined Kratos, Gorden Freeman, Jim Raynor, Jack Bauer, King Leonidas, Marcus Fenix, McGyver, and High Overlord Varok Saurfang into a single being. one of that monster, and you could conquer the solar system, an army, the universe

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Dinosaurs

 

[dumblydore16]

The Predator, Chuck Norris, and Terminator: Times.. Say.. 15 Million.

the universe would EXPLODE from the sheer amount of awesomeness

hmmmmmmmmmmmm that would be true i need to work on my next version of liberty prime so that could happen TO THE 360 TO PLAY FALLOUT 3 ........wait im just making these liberty prime upgrades up soooooooooo MY NEW LIBERTY PRIMES ONCE TRANSFORMED INTO ALL THAT STUFF 20 billion times and i dont liek excessive caps

 

[traceur_]

so? their main protagonists counter every other protagonist in that series, while MC is nowhere even remotely near as badass as the games and books make him out to be because bungie and microsoft have the nasty habit of making him a god, which makes him useless. oh, and nero is the anti christ

I'm not saying they're the coolest characters ever (though Nero is among the top), I put them in the list based on combat prowess which is undeniable given their achievements in their respective games.

 

[Trivun]

Vampires and werewolves. Oh, and any psycho girls from any fiction (example would be Alice of American McGee fame...).

 

[brainfreeze215]

Summer Glau. That is all.

 

[toapat]

so? their main protagonists counter every other protagonist in that series, while MC is nowhere even remotely near as badass as the games and books make him out to be because bungie and microsoft have the nasty habit of making him a god, which makes him useless. oh, and nero is the anti christ

I'm not saying they're the coolest characters ever (though Nero is among the top), I put them in the list based on combat prowess which is undeniable given their aheivements in their respective games.

combat prowess? master cheif is less likable then the covenant he faces, or the walls he is surrounded by. he is a marionett for the players to fling suicidally at enemies. the main charicter of far cry has more armor then him while only wearing a Hawaiian shirt that has the gravitational pull on bullets of a black hole. not to mention he is treated as a god the entire series, which counters any microscopic shred of awesomeness he had in the first place

 

[traceur_]

so? their main protagonists counter every other protagonist in that series, while MC is nowhere even remotely near as badass as the games and books make him out to be because bungie and microsoft have the nasty habit of making him a god, which makes him useless. oh, and nero is the anti christ

I'm not saying they're the coolest characters ever (though Nero is among the top), I put them in the list based on combat prowess which is undeniable given their aheivements in their respective games.

combat prowess? master cheif is less likable then the covenant he faces, or the walls he is surrounded by. he is a marionett for the players to fling suicidally at enemies. the main charicter of far cry has more armor then him while only wearing a Hawaiian shirt that has the gravitational pull on bullets of a black hole. not to mention he is treated as a god the entire series, which counters any microscopic shred of awesomeness he had in the first place

Awesomeness is irrelevant. As he is presented in the game, he is capable of using many weapons to great effect, his bones are made of steel or something, he is strong, he can leap well, he can pilot many different vehicles and generally bash heads. Likability and quality of the games has nothing to do with my list, just the characters themselves.