Who makes up your ultimate army?

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TopaZzz

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Fuggin' army of Sgt. Roebuck's and Cpt. Price's because they can't die. And trust me I've tried killing them!
 

Streetfighter

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Thousands upon thousands of Witches from Left 4 Dead.

Sneak VERY quietly around my entire army and you may have a chance
 

XJ-0461

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Chipperz said:
Were-Terminators. Terminators that can only be killed with silver bullets!

But the Silver Bullets bounce off their metal exoskeletons! HAHAHAHAA!!!
He has the ultimate weapon! Flee!
 

PyroZombie

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Deathclaws, Ghoul Reavers, Ghouls/Zombies, TF2 Pyros, Tanks(left4dead), Sentry bots, 3 Liberty Primes, Hounds of Tindalos(Read HP Lovecraft), Apaches(The tribe, not the aircraft), all with field general Albert Wesker leading the charge.

If that doesn't say blitzkrieg, i don't know what does.
 

Nyan Cat

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EricKINGS said:
A trillion immortal soldiers. Teres no point in triying.
Chuck Norris could kill your entire army of immortal soldiers... With a single roundhouse kick...
 

Lazy Kitty

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Chickens, from Legend of Zelda.

EDIT: But some Dark Legion of Orks and Demons would look more awesome.
 

Katul

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This topic is pointless, the ultimate army contains only one person, Simo Häyhä.

Look it up on Wikipedia.

To sum it all up, he is the only man EVER to kill so many people personally.
He killed over a Battalion of soldiers one by one, got shot in the head with an explosive sniper bullet, and SURVIVED.
 

Nyan Cat

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Katul said:
He killed over a Battalion of soldiers one by one, got shot in the head with an explosive sniper bullet, and SURVIVED.
Ok... So to sum it up... He has hacks?
 

Anachronism

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The Fremen.

They can survive in ridiculously extreme conditions, they don't need much water to survive, are intelligent, tactically brilliant, very strong and great in a fight, melee or ranged. Plus, they ride sandworms into battle.

Sandworms!
 

hebdomad

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Freakout456 said:
terminators that power on the blood and sweat of chuck norris.
How about Terminators and Chuck Norris...?

Your fuel for your army is in very limited supply...
 

monalith

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1x999999999999 yhatzee's with implants to stop them running away and also nanobots and tyranids
 

Rickyvantof

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Katul said:
This topic is pointless, the ultimate army contains only one person, Simo Häyhä.

Look it up on Wikipedia.

To sum it all up, he is the only man EVER to kill so many people personally.
He killed over a Battalion of soldiers one by one, got shot in the head with an explosive sniper bullet, and SURVIVED.
Godmode!
 

ChromeAlchemist

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Mr.Tea said:
I like you just for mentioning Cate Archer and No One Lives Forever. Why don't they make games like that anymore? As someone once said, maybe out of "A crippling fear of money and success"?
I think that's exactly what it is, which is a crying shame, as it was a damn original concept. Someday we may return to such titles, or a sequel might come.

Katul said:
This topic is pointless, the ultimate army contains only one person, Simo Häyhä.

Look it up on Wikipedia.

To sum it all up, he is the only man EVER to kill so many people personally.
He killed over a Battalion of soldiers one by one, got shot in the head with an explosive sniper bullet, and SURVIVED.
Pfft. I have one better already.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogendra_Singh_Yadav

Yogendra Singh Yadav, soldier of the Indian Army. Climbed a mountain with a battalion of grenadiers to capture bunkers on tiger hill.

The entire battalion was halted due to constant bunker machine gun and rocket fire, and Yadav, already hit by three bullets in his groin and shoulder, still climbed the remainder alone through gunfire, lobbed a grenade into a bunker through gunfire, and charged through some more gunfire, taking bullets while he did, to the second bunker and killed three enemy soldiers WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

The award he got for that amount of bravery, 2/3 of the people who got it were dead. He took something like 11 bullets total.
 

Azraellod

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an army of genetically modified killer onions.

meh, no particular reason for it being onions, although i suppose it would mean that the enemy wouldn't find out how they were made easily, as the surgeon who dissected them would cry.

unless they wore goggles.
 

tsb247

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self-replicating nanites. Have fun fighting them off... The one that you don't kill will just make copies of itself - exponentially.