Who makes up your ultimate army?

[meece]

me, just me.

I don't *need* any (one/thing delete whichever is applicable) else.

 

[logiman]

(Darth Vader + Gamera + Chuck Norris)*phi and Britney Spears

 

[Yossarian90]

Mine would have to be ODST's from Halo mixed with the spetsnaz, with the S.A.S and some Mod wolves with samurai swords
with Che Guevara and Sun Tzu as my generals
Oh and Vault Dude and Stockholm

 

[TheSentinel]

This topic is pointless, the ultimate army contains only one person, Simo Häyhä.

Look it up on Wikipedia.

To sum it all up, he is the only man EVER to kill so many people personally.
He killed over a Battalion of soldiers one by one, got shot in the head with an explosive sniper bullet, and SURVIVED.

GAHHHH! You Ninja'd me, you bastard!

This guy, and Carlos Hathcock as a sniping pair.

THAT is an Army of Two.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Quartermaster: McGyver
Armourer: Mcgyver (again)
Infantry: The spartans from 300 trained by Captain Price in SAS tactics inside those Mechs from The Matrix with the Soviet army of WW2 with modern weapons for back up
Armour: The Transformers (preferably the old school un killable ones)
Air Force: Baron Von Rictchoffin leading a fleet of Valkyries (a modded unit for Total Annhilation)
Navy: The old school Bristish Navy (Pretty much after Trafalgar until WW1) combined with modern ships.
Nuclear Missle Brigade: Ok dont know one in particular but just think along the lines of Defcon and you have the General idea.
Officer Staff: Urban Tactics/Resistence Fighting Michael Collins. Discipline and Behavouril Command MaxtheReaper (Come on might as well have someone who can confuse the bastards). Desert Operations Bernard Montgomery. Tank Command would be Optimus Prime with Erwin Rommel's brain. Naval Operations Horatio Nelson. Financing and General operations Lord Arthur Wellesly. Public relations mmmmmmmm.........Anyone seeking a job with a megalomaniac army and is good with people please apply to Agent Larkin at the escapist salary is about 10% of the plunder warning your salary may go up as well as down. Nuclear Command ME

 

[Agent Larkin]

an army of genetically modified killer onions.

meh, no particular reason for it being onions, although i suppose it would mean that the enemy wouldn't find out how they were made easily, as the surgeon who dissected them would cry.

unless they wore goggles.

You would win against France easily with them.

 

[josh1840]

I would have chuck Norris and keafer Sutherlands DNA combined to form the only person i would need in my army chuck Sutherland

 

[Sewer Rat]

Pacifists, just so they can stand their and get slaughtered while I laugh.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Pacifists, just so they can stand their and get slaughtered while I laugh.

I really like how you think.

 

[goatzilla8463]

An army of Saiyans.

Their awesome hair would be enough to make all bow before me.

If that doesn't work, I can always Kamehameha the whole lot of them.

 

[Armored Prayer]

An army of remote control Death Stars.

 

[lwm3398]

Yagami Raito if he had the eyes.

it was bound to be said.

and if someone (SPOILER) shoots his hand *glares at Matsuda* i would have to have chuck noriss.

no. i'm not going there. how about if someone gives me complete control of Randal Flagg.your army is therefor invalid,you just got ate by a fire.

anyone who gets the reference is deemed completely awesome at everything in life.

 

[lwm3398]

This topic is pointless, the ultimate army contains only one person, Simo Häyhä.

Look it up on Wikipedia.

To sum it all up, he is the only man EVER to kill so many people personally.
He killed over a Battalion of soldiers one by one, got shot in the head with an explosive sniper bullet, and SURVIVED.

GAHHHH! You Ninja'd me, you bastard!

This guy, and Carlos Hathcock as a sniping pair.

THAT is an Army of Two.

replace the hathcock dude with Jack Churchill,and yeah,yeah,that's it. and add Yogendra Singh Yadav. now wait,lets combine their DNA with Chuck Noriss's,and i think it's all over for anyone i dislike in the least bit.

 

[lwm3398]

He killed over a Battalion of soldiers one by one, got shot in the head with an explosive sniper bullet, and SURVIVED.

Ok... So to sum it up... He has hacks?

yup.

 

[Valkyira]

A cute little pack of guinea pigs that are trained to savagely rip their enemies throats out. Also a shapeshifting squirrel which can climb over defenses and plant bombs. Also Liberty Prime. Whats better then a giant robot with laser weapons? A giant robot with laser weapons who can entertain the ninja guinea pigs with slick, derogatory insults against communism.

 

[sms_117b]

Chuck Norris and his perfect clones, that, if they die rise again as Zombies!

 

[mrhockey220]

Chuck Norris

nuff said....

 

[Exocet]

Trillions of Adoring Fans from Oblivion

My enemies will hack away at the quasi-unlimited amount of canon fodder,run out of supplies and procede to either die of starvation or surrender.

Upon surrendering,they are given crappy green clothes,a bad yellow cone haircut and trained in the art of being fucking annoying so they can join my massive army.

 

[sonofzoltan]

1000 spartans (greek not halo)
the thing
the green goblin
chuck norris's foot
Augusts Coletrian
Lieonitus
a ninja
a floodlet
200 apache soldiers
Spinach
General patton
william wallace
posiden
floyd meyweather
ME!
chuck norris's other foot
pele
Futuramas robot santa
kenny (south park)
war bears
gotanks
the hydra form gears of war 2
Champ
a minotaur (from guantlet dark legacy)
the invisible people who drive cars in burnout paridise
caboose
sarge
ANdy Warhol (he would bore his enemys to death)
the jerk store grunt
zohan
zidane zaidanes forehead
a spartan III (halo)
Sgt. Avery jhonson
hades
Tyson (olympian series)
Whichever character in final fantasy has the most ridicoulous hair
Shaq
Chuck norris's kideny
Larry thecable guy
Laura croft
CPT america
that girl from x-play
ray lewis's left bicep
BUNNIES
Medical officer dufrane
a Mini firdge
the hulk
and the 1985 chicago bears