Why am i cursed with such women?

[shadowstriker86]

Why is it that 99% of the time when you find someone you could love you find something fatally wrong with them?

Either they are:

Amazing body but horrible mind

Amazing mind but horrible body

Or amazing mind amazing body but has been so wrecked by exes she thinks you'll molest her kids just because you are male -.-

Thoughts?

well at least you're not like me, having to drudge through a briar patch of psycho-bi***** , i've had to deal with cheaters, nutjobs, and AND my personal favorite, the gold-digger. ugh, 14 gf's ive had and right now im with one thats actually NORMAL! only problem i have is that she likes to spend money on me and coming from an old fashioned family im not exactly comfortable with that but hey at least she's not suckin some other guys ****

Oh you would be surprised the s*** i have had to wade through. MY favourite had to be the suicide attention girl, calling and messaging me every damn and if even even had a HINT of annoying in my voice at bein woken up at 5am (time zone difference) she would threaten to kill herself.

Hell by the end of that predictable short relationship, i wanted to give her a hand just to shut her up.

And for those who believe I am looking for miss perfect, to me miss perfect would be an athletic black woman who loved to have oil massage dinto her skin, had a passion for gaming a passion for writing, a passion for debate and could go all night with me and loved a bit of extra man around the waist. (Not too much but enough to hide any abs i may or may not have).

But I know that's not likely to come soon since theres no black women where i live. So right now I'm simply looking for a girl (any race) who is reasonably attractive, reasonably intelligent (college aint much to ask these days), and isn't on crazy pills.

And one thing I don't find surprising at all, there isn't even *ONE* sensitive woman on this forum who messaged me with a bit of sympathy and even worse not even one message asking for a date =P Cold, ladies, that was dang cold.

But hey if theres any single women who think they'd be good for me or i'd be good for them, feel free to toss me a PM, a'll be glad to entertain.

still i got one to top that. my most recent ex, dont know how she did it, somehow forged a marriage license. boy that was fun to clear up -_-

 

[jasoncyrus]

still i got one to top that. my most recent ex, dont know how she did it, somehow forged a marriage license. boy that was fun to clear up -_-

Ooo that one is harsh. Glad I havn't come across that particular one yet.

 

[Legion]

One day some girl is going to knock you off your feet, so till then there's no need rushing into something less.

Bloody crack addicts...

 

[linchowlewy]

no... only thing close to that is all the girls who like me are fat or ginger hair with freckles.

and none of the girls i find attractive show any interest in me whatsoever! curse me and my luck.

 

[Dommyboy]

Relationships are horrible things anyway! What I find would be best to do is just harden the fuck up. First thing, buy 50 puppies and release the said puppies into areas in which cruel things would happen. Say for example, release 10 in a field of bear traps, 10 into a field of fire traps, 10 into a field of wild and angry cats, 10 into a mine field and the other 10, release them into a field and give them a while to get away, then get a high powered rifle and start firing. Of course they have to be the cutest puppies around, otherwise it would just be silly.

My girl is pretty much as crazy as I am, so I got lucky as hell to find her the first time around.

Crazy girls are always great! Though, naturally you gotta be crazy too.

 

[traceur_]

At least you admit such things. Then the only person the woman has to blame is herself if she is met with failure (not that she usually will, but that is another topic all together).

I like honesty.
It's a nice change from lying all the time, which is what I do in my real life.

If you have serious issues, I highly doubt you can be classified as perfect.

I am a paradox.
I have a huge ego, but crippling self-esteem issues.
I am a narcissist, but I hate myself.

Your mother divided you by zero didn't she?

 

[Sgt Doom]

Sounds like your standards are too low. Instead of being interested in every girl who smiles in your direction, try holding out till you find the one. One day some girl is going to knock you off your feet, so till then there's no need rushing into something less.

Sounds like your "curse" is more of a blessing keeping you from being miserable in a less than desirable relationship for the rest of your days.

So basically around the time when the Sun burns out and is left as a smallish chunk of iron floating around in space.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Sounds like your standards are too low. Instead of being interested in every girl who smiles in your direction, try holding out till you find the one. One day some girl is going to knock you off your feet, so till then there's no need rushing into something less.

Sounds like your "curse" is more of a blessing keeping you from being miserable in a less than desirable relationship for the rest of your days.

Multiple girls have knocked me off my feet and none of them are the one. (they did that literally though)

And your standards are too low my friend. And whats wrong with crazy? There is nothing better than a good knife fight before dinner.

 

[Spacelord]

hmmm....My manufacturer must have been into making high experimental concept/prototype models. I'm extremely adventurous, Highly erudite, very docile, and sweet nature ( not to " lost in my little world" levels, but very passive, and able to ... you know, look at things from all perspectives rather than that womanly impulse....) I PERSONALLY think I'm quite average in appearance... but I keep fit " though NOT obsessed with working out, just active and alot of martial arts, and sparing" ..I HATE jewelry, most of all expensive types ( whats the point really?) I hate shopping for clothes..if I DO shop, I'm in ..get what I need, and out UNLESS its a game, comic, or toy store... and I encourage you to look at other girls, because chances are I am too..

I like to think that.. I think like one of the guys, but with a feminine, heavy maternal side.

And I'm not picky.


Though, I'm married and not on the market, I do want to state that not all of us are useless, lost in our own issues, or lack of a spine, and common since.... and to win me over, ALL you would need is a good heart, and a sharp mind, everything else is a moot point.

Apart from the married bit, this sounds a lot like a personal ad. XD

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Some knowledge is worth the insanity.

No argument here. I fully agree.

But not this knowledge.
It'll just make you feel really uncomfortable.
You know what they say, though: You can't begin the healing process until you use your traumatic childhood as a weapon against others!

Nothing can make me uncomfortable after a certain... incident. Now come onnnn, tell us.

 

[Inco]

Ive come to realise that the ones who are often destroyed by their exes are really good people who have their trust abused by that person. They are more commonly really nice people (from my experience), i say you should just be good friends with em, and if they grow a connection then its your choice to go ahead with it. If they don't... well at least you got some really cool friends then.

no... only thing close to that is all the girls who like me are fat or ginger hair with freckles.

and none of the girls i find attractive show any interest in me whatsoever! curse me and my luck.

Seriously, i thought i had the same luck until a party right before i went to escapism 09. Where one of the most attractive and nicest girls approached me and said that she liked me, like for crying out loud, she has enough guys chasing her to make a fan club that could shame sonic the hedgehog. Ask anyone who went to Escapism, i aint a looker but it can show that miracles can occur.
But that was officially one of the best weekends of my life.

 

[aruseusx]

Its funny to think of how we treat both genders differently at sex. Men who get laid a lot are praised while women are called whores.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Women suck big time.
Seriously, don't pretend you don't know what I mean, they're either boring, ugly, stupid, mean, or crazy, but mostly ugly and boring.

What is wrong with crazy, Kukul?
Crazy women give a new perspective

Don't get me wrong, I love crazy women meaning wild and spontaneous, but I hate crazy meaning insecure, bipolar and not knowing what they want.

Well, you have off taste then.
My girlfriend is two of those things (Bipolar, and insecure) and its still rather fun to be with her.

 

[chefassassin2]

You gotta be comfortable with yourself before you can accept another. People I've found tend to project their own issues onto another person. When you accept yourdself for everything you are, you can accept others flaws too. I could be wrong, but I used to have the same problems, but once I faced my own crap I found a woman who was amazing, even if there are "issues" I wouldn't have overlooked before.

 

[Dahemo]

Oh you would be surprised the s*** i have had to wade through. MY favourite had to be the suicide attention girl, calling and messaging me every damn and if even even had a HINT of annoying in my voice at bein woken up at 5am (time zone difference) she would threaten to kill herself.

Hell by the end of that predictable short relationship, i wanted to give her a hand just to shut her up.

And for those who believe I am looking for miss perfect, to me miss perfect would be an athletic black woman who loved to have oil massage dinto her skin, had a passion for gaming a passion for writing, a passion for debate and could go all night with me and loved a bit of extra man around the waist. (Not too much but enough to hide any abs i may or may not have).

But I know that's not likely to come soon since theres no black women where i live. So right now I'm simply looking for a girl (any race) who is reasonably attractive, reasonably intelligent (college aint much to ask these days), and isn't on crazy pills.

And one thing I don't find surprising at all, there isn't even *ONE* sensitive woman on this forum who messaged me with a bit of sympathy and even worse not even one message asking for a date =P Cold, ladies, that was dang cold.

But hey if theres any single women who think they'd be good for me or i'd be good for them, feel free to toss me a PM, a'll be glad to entertain.

You need to understand something here:

1. Admittedly you aren't asking for perfection but your idea of a great woman is still hugely unrealistic. My current partner shares very few of my interests but she loves me for me, and I cherish the common ground we do have. Just sit back, don't look for it, someone worth while will crop up eventually. Beware girls desperate to be with you, especially while drunk

2. Don't ask for lady attention on an internet gaming forum, that's just doomed to failure on several levels. E-Relationships are fine if you can forget your new girlfriend is an overweight 45 year old man typing with one hand.

Bad patches are hard for all of us, but just step away from your hormonal urges and wait. You're not in a mid life crisis, you have your entire life to meet someone worthwhile. Have a bit of perspective man...

 

[Pipotchi]

To be fair, women have pretty much the same problems with dudes.

People aren't perfect. When they are, the world repeatedly craps on them until they're far too broken to ever be called so.
If you want love, you have to find someone who you are willing to wholly accept who also wholly accepts you.
Anyone who goes for perfection will be sorely disappointed.

This, I have never dated a girl who wasnt crazy on some level. You just have to accept them and enjoy what you have