Why can't I eat people???
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Oh, oh, oh! I've been waiting for this topic my whole life. random phrases range from:
"sefaesjklivsdjfweifbosiel cqwieqqwpeoiq"
to
"I'm not gay, I'm just British!"
the last one I was watching YTAS prior and the conversation was when I was extremely tired but still determined to quote Bokura.
"sefaesjklivsdjfweifbosiel cqwieqqwpeoiq"
to
"I'm not gay, I'm just British!"
the last one I was watching YTAS prior and the conversation was when I was extremely tired but still determined to quote Bokura.
Eat your food, or I swear I'll hit you upside the head so hard you'll see Death himself. And wash your plate when you're done!crimson5pheonix said:
Me and my co-workers have gotten some odd looks from customers when they walk up to one of our conversations. Two of the best looks we've gotten were from these:
"We'll make a movie about a zombie that falls in love with a police dog that starts gnawing on the exposed bone of his leg!"
and
"Well, anything could pierce your skin if it's going fast enough..."
We work behind the counter at a deli. Talking about zombies and projectiles. How would you like that sliced?
"We'll make a movie about a zombie that falls in love with a police dog that starts gnawing on the exposed bone of his leg!"
and
"Well, anything could pierce your skin if it's going fast enough..."
We work behind the counter at a deli. Talking about zombies and projectiles. How would you like that sliced?
"I really hate Christian and Muslim (wait for it) extremists."
All the hippie girls in my German class really got on me before I even finished my sentence. And when I did, a girl tried to convince me that it was ok for Muslims to do suicide bombings because it's in their religion.
I really wanted to facepalm after that...
All the hippie girls in my German class really got on me before I even finished my sentence. And when I did, a girl tried to convince me that it was ok for Muslims to do suicide bombings because it's in their religion.
I really wanted to facepalm after that...
*punches you in the nose* There's your ketchup. Now eat your damn food before it gets cold.crimson5pheonix said:
well me and some friends were high on ambien and were talking... and well I'm not sure how we got there but, the combersation got to the point were I was yelling "SCUTTLE FISH" at one of my friends while he yelled back at me "ELEPHANT"
...i remember enough to know we weren't arguing over something...
supprisingly we didn't wake anyone up.
i have alot of those kinda moment of just random statements
...i remember enough to know we weren't arguing over something...
supprisingly we didn't wake anyone up.
i have alot of those kinda moment of just random statements
Because shut up.
Foolishness aside, I'm going to have to wait until the nuclear apocalypse before I make the conscious decision to go all Hannibal Lector on my mates.
Foolishness aside, I'm going to have to wait until the nuclear apocalypse before I make the conscious decision to go all Hannibal Lector on my mates.
This moron that used to hang out with us was saying something like, "I want one of those old cameras that goes CLICK CLICK!" *makes cranking noise*
I replied, "Yeah... I'm pretty sure they don't do that," and everyone burst out laughing.
I replied, "Yeah... I'm pretty sure they don't do that," and everyone burst out laughing.
