Why?

[M0rp43vs]

Because of the pizza fairy. It's her job to sprinkle pure crack on every pizza to ensure awesome-y goodness and to destroy the pinneapple-ly scourge.

...Why do I keep posting stupid stuff like that?

 

[pyramid head grape]

With said stupid stuff I'd have gone bored long ago! ^-^

Why is space so awesome!?

 

[i don't know]

Because of the pizza fairy. It's her job to sprinkle pure crack on every pizza to ensure awesome-y goodness and to destroy the pinneapple-ly scourge.

Best answer EVER!

OT: Because you got there before the space core.

http://cupkaty.tumblr.com/post/4958834944/alfadark-all-of-space-cores-quotes-fucking

EDIT: Why did I forget to add a question?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because the brain balls have landed!

Why do you pin the blame on other people?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because I can? Because I'm like that?

Why don't I have a laptop?

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Because I stole it.

Why is the weather here so shit?

 

[Broady Brio]

Because this is Britain. (I feel your pain.)

Why can't I go anywhere nice?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because I stole all your money!

Why do I have a PC?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because you need it for internets, and online hat-shopping.

Why don't I go to sleep?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because you know there is a clown wearing a burger king mask under your bed and he's clutching a cleaver just waiting for you to go to sleep
Also because the sandman likes to watch you squirm

Why do birds suddenly appear anytime you are near?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because the sandman's price went up again so screw him.

Why is the Escapist so addictive!

 

[M0rp43vs]

Using subtle brainwashing tactics. Every time you visit the website the screen flashes subliminal messages like "NEVER LEAVE", "STAY WITH US FOREVER" and "SWITCH TO GEICO"

But still not as bad as the forum game thread. That thread was the creation of the escapist combining all of the most addictive things ever to make something super addictive and they still had to dial it back because the original result was just TOO addictive. I believe Redlin was the test subject subjected to the original raw version of the thread, poor soul.

Why is Japan creating thinking robots? Haven't they seen science fiction?

 

[RaNDM G]

Because Gundam. No other reason why. Just Gundam.

Why is the night sky black even though the moon is white?

 

[i don't know]

Because the moon used to be completely black but then some of the color slid off only leaving half of the moon covered. That color is known as the sky.

Why do I like sneaking up on people and watching them sleep (that came out wrong)?

 

[Anarchemitis]

You are secretly David Webb, who is secretly Jason Bourne, who is secretly Matt Damon.

Why do the youth of today not put as much stock in matters of the soul and their personal philosophy as they should?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because they're too busy with games!

Why do I smell like space. 0.o

 

[i don't know]

Because I have aided that removal of your existence.

Why do I have the urge to scare the shit out of somebody?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you're actually a descendant of H.p Lovecraft.

Why is it so cold ?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because ghosts are inside you!

Why is the desert so big?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because that's the way, aha, aha, I like it, aha, aha.

Why don't gingers count as undeads on my kill-card?