Will Twilight ever Fuck off and Die?

[UpSkirtDistress]

My Synopsis of Twilight: Mawwwww I'm teen idol Cedric Diggory the most boring Vampire ever, oh girl who can't act I love you. I Love You too. I want to eat you but I Love You. Oh Now the Baddy from the O.C. wants to kill because... I guess he really doesn't like me.

Seriously ok every story of vampires ever written what happens when a vampire goes in sunlight
Answer: He burns/Dies , at the very least hurts his eyes and he must say away the main character from Twilight Glitters. Thats the gayest thing I,ve ever heard. Its not even glows or shines he actually sparkles. That story drains testosterone.

Edit: This thread is inspirated by my 19 year old male friend who won't shut up about how amazing it is.

 

[Simriel]

If all was good and right in the world. But it wont.

 

[hopeneverdies]

My sister just read it and will not shut up about how "great" it is. For God's sake it is about a pedophile vampire and his affection for a teenage girl.

 

[Hithlain]

It will never die, just like anything that people love and pay money for in this world will never die. I guess you're going to have to accept the fact that it's going to exist in this version of the universe.

 

[D_987]

*sigh* - Just let people like what they want to like...its pathetic how your all insulting peoples tastes in films / books because they like something you don't..

 

[stinkypitz]

Vampires die when the sun hits them. They do not sparkle. What the fuck was the author thinking?

 

[|Strick|]

Kind of ironic that you want Twilight to "fuck off and die" by posting a topic about it.

Not trying to be mean, just pointing out the irony.

 

[chaser[phoenix]]

Forgive my ignorance, but wasn't Cedric Diggory a Harry Potter character?
Keep in mind I've never seen Twilight, though every [younger] female I came into contact with was obsessed with it.
It never peaked my interest as I heard it was a bad movie that told a poor story that was directed at women in general anyhow.
So blah.

 

[Squedee]

Twilight Vampires aren't vampires, they just like biting but haven't quite came out of the closet yet

 

[keyper159]

I wonder if any of you have ever been here [http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi]?

 

[UpSkirtDistress]

]Forgive my ignorance, but wasn't Cedric Diggory a Harry Potter character?
Keep in mind I've never seen Twilight, though every [younger] female I came into contact with was obsessed with it.
It never peaked my interest as I heard it was a bad movie that told a poor story that was directed at women in general anyhow.
So blah.

its the same guy in twilight and harry potter

 

[brainfreeze215]

It will. It's a fad, just like the Jonas Brothers, Tamogachi and acid-washed denim.

However, let's not focus on the "un-masculine" traits of Twilight. There is plenty of literature and film that is targeted at a female audience and has artistic merit, so that's not inherently what makes it awful. What makes it awful is the uneventful story, the inconsistent characterization and the unlikeable characters. And that's just the book. The movie adds a whole new level of awful acting, poor direction, misguided screenwriting, horrendous acting, miserable quality... Did I mention terrible acting?

Of course, nothing makes it more frustrating than the fact that people seem to love it so much. The reason I hear most often as justification is that the fanbase thinks that Robin Pattinson is attractive. But that's nowhere near enough reason to justify its loyal following. Back before the movie came out, the justification was that Edward is a perfect gentlemen, but that makes no sense either, since he's a wavering, sexist, condescending jerk the whole time and if that's what women like in men then it would seem feminism doesn't exist.

Really, the only justification I can think of is subliminal messaging, since no matter what, when I enter into a discussion with a fan, none of their arguments hold any weight and yet their loyalty does not waver.

 

[Sparrow]

Will dicks like you stop making stupid threads?

It depends on what you like. I don't like Twilight, but it's aimed at teenage girls so I shouldn't. I also doubt most of you can comment, as none of you have read the books. I haven't either, mainly because I could be doing more worthwhile things like watching paint dry. At least you don't see me moaning about it.

You do realise a bunch of teenage girls will probally be thinking the same about some of your people's beloved 360's and PS3's, right?

 

[oddspelling]

People will get bored with it eventually and move on to something else.

 

[trooper87]

As long as there are fangirls there will be a fanbase for this atrocity of a story. Which unfortunately seems to be limitless amounts of considering how good the story seems to affect people.

 

[Radelaide]

Kind of ironic that you want Twilight to "fuck off and die" by posting a topic about it.

Not trying to be mean, just pointing out the irony.

This.

OP, you should probably use the search feature and find all the Twilight hate threads. If you want this book to go away, don't draw attention to it. Just ignore it and find something else to occupy your time. Twilight hate threads are becoming the new religion threads. Necro an old one if you must.

 

[Glerken]

It'll fade in a few years. They have to end the series sometimes...

 

[zagazsano]

Well...considering that it's a love/"action" story, things will probably die down sooner or later. Twilight Haters...Unite! xD
It just gets so annoying how people drool over it. (no offense to those people)